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  1. ashbury
    Yeah, I was firing off some posts in catch-up mode and then noticed that what I said had already been covered, and better than I had said. / "and this differs from anything else he posts... how exactly???"
  2. ashbury
    "Effectively wild", if he goes 7 with no more runs.
  3. ashbury
    I spell neighbour that way too. I spell the guy next door "neighbor" - your word is just made up.
  4. ashbury
    Hernandez is neither odorless nor hard to detect. / Gah, too slow.
  5. ashbury
    Some of RB's posts smell sticky. He said so himself.
  6. ashbury
    I think this thread needs a moderator. Never one around when you need one.
  7. ashbury
    Observations like this make me seriously doubt your claim in response #4 here.
  8. ashbury
    Sometimes... I dunno... it seems like you just make **** up.
  9. ashbury
    Misread and saw "taters all". Hoping this applies just to the Twins batters.
  10. ashbury
    Yes, speaking of parody, this game and the last one had minor league pitchers parodying what they think major leaguers do. 'Tain't funny.
  11. ashbury
    In honor of Gandolfini, the program ends suddenly in the middle of one of the songs.
  12. ashbury
    Carnac: Parodies. Ed: A topical answer, if nothing else, o Wise One. Carnac: A topical prescription may be needed for this rash of banality. Ed: My apologies, o Seer of Seers. Carnac: [pause] So, any curiosity what the question might be? Ed: Sorry. Parodies. Open the envelope, please. Carnac: Other than singing, what is Dolly Parton best known for?
  13. ashbury
    Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
  14. ashbury
    I suppose, but it's not really fair to blame the offense, this game. In addition to PJ having the Rochester butterflies as he tries to sleep tonight, Pressly couldn't be feeling too good sitting in the clubhouse after his labors, either.
  15. ashbury
    Morneau scores from second on a flyout followed by a groundout. Just need two more doubles and four more productive outs, and this baby's all tied up! / edit - or, a homer from Parms will do half the job / edit ^ 2 - PJ's gotta be just about crying right now
  16. ashbury
    Vinnie Pestano is proof that decent prospects can be found in the 20th round. / also, he is proof that if I see a pitcher I don't know, with a last name of Pestano and first initial of V, I don't have to look up his baseball card to guess that he is "Vinnie".
  17. ashbury
    Maybe a rally avatar is called for, after all.
  18. ashbury
    Plouffe! We're on our way back.
  19. ashbury
    They can tell when a customer is drunk, and serve him the leftovers. / which differs from McDonalds' first quality stuff... how?
  20. ashbury
    What the Twins have been doing since the top of the first hasn't exactly been baseball for that matter.
  21. ashbury
    For a new guy you seem pretty hip to the memes around here.
  22. ashbury
    Kudos to Swarzak for keeping a 6-run first inning from becoming a disaster.
  23. ashbury
    Carnac: Mortal Lock. Ed: Mortal Lock. You mean when Jeff Locke actually gives up a run? Carnac: Way to step on a punch line, o breeder of fleas.
  24. ashbury
    He tried that once, and Kipnis doubled. He didn't want to make that mistake again.
  25. ashbury
    Jamey Carroll calls him Sir.
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