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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    Ask a silly question, get a ... well, an answer, at least.
  2. ashbury
    Footnotes are found overleaf.
  3. ashbury
    I wanna know who does your nails, CTTF?
  4. ashbury
  5. ashbury
    Jeepers. / what's going on?
  6. ashbury
    Rapidly stabbing with the Delete button until I hit something, because my eyes are gonna be closed just to stay on the safe side.
  7. ashbury
    Not just this game, but this game thread.
  8. ashbury
    Trading solo shots at this point in the game isn't going to do the home team any good.
  9. ashbury
    Conan O'Brien never gave RB permission to use his either, but so far, no lawsuit.
  10. ashbury
    Solo homers don't hurt. 'Tis but a scratch.
  11. ashbury
    Solo homers don't hurt. 'Tis but a scratch. We're still in good sha... oh wait, I forgot.
  12. ashbury
    That's as hot as I'm allowed under the new posting guidelines. BTW if you want something hotter, google up "whistler's sister" with safe search off.
  13. ashbury
    That's dozierzie. Lern to spel.
  14. ashbury
    Only experimentation will tell. But with this large a margin, I think half-measures are not called for. I don't usually put up a rally avatar until the late innings but it may be called for here.
  15. ashbury
    C'mon, take one (er, uh, six) for the team.
  16. ashbury
    Working so far ... courtesy of Hammer and Morneausie. CTTF, maybe you could go out the door and come in again at least 6 more times?
  17. ashbury
    Nope. The moderators closed the thread after the National Anthem.
  18. ashbury
    Veteran presence in the lineup.
  19. ashbury
    Is that the smile that an infant gives you when he does a nice one?
  20. ashbury
    He pitched last year for the local AAA team in Reno. I don't recall that he pitched in any of the few games I went to, so I have no on-the-scene scouting report to offer. I read the same things everyone else does, that he didn't seem to understand that you be nice to be people you meet on your way up because you might see them again on your way down.
  21. ashbury
    Carnac: DeWayne. Ed: DeWayne. Carnac: Yes, that is how this game works. Ed: Yes, your Magnificence. The en--... Carnac: May a thousand fleas infest each of the fleas of your camel. Ed: ...velope, please. Carnac: What falls in dwops?
  22. ashbury
    The legendary player to be named later.
  23. ashbury
    Yeah, that one should be a hanging offense.
  24. ashbury
    Oh, a wise guy, eh?
  25. ashbury
    And don't fall for it if some guy calling himself Phillip DeWayne comes to spring training as a non-roster invite, either.
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