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  1. ashbury
    Just leaves more for the rest of us. / me myself and I - and I'm not sure about those last two
  2. ashbury
    Shoulda gone with yours. Maybe Pelfrey can give Gibby some tips on not doing this until the 6th inning. Welp, gotta run, I've got a meeting to go to and I think I've got the gist of this one. Maybe someone can do a Hitler Finds Out The 2013 Twins Aren't Going To Win The Division.
  3. ashbury
    At least Joyce didn't walk.
  4. ashbury
    I know nothing about that show, but the Hitler Finds Out meme never fails to make me laugh, unless I watch three or four in a row.
  5. ashbury
    Brock hates you anyway, hadn't you noticed?
  6. ashbury
    Apparently you are unfamiliar with the documentary film produced by Monty Python, examining the Nazi war effort to construct the Killer Joke. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  7. ashbury
    Avoid, definitely. If she offers you a Hansen's job, say no thanks.
  8. ashbury
    Probably right after seeing what happened to the guy who asked that of the bull.
  9. ashbury
    I can only dream of such luxury.
  10. ashbury
    Citrucel has that same effect on me.
  11. ashbury
    Like it stops any of us.
  12. ashbury
    My main computer is in the shop and I am limping along on this old backup machine. Just got the virtual memory rejiggered so it doesn't freeze up on every TD ad. It may be a while before I can attempt something as complex as an avatar.
  13. ashbury
    Thanks for putting the hex on Gibson, there.
  14. ashbury
    Wow, you use that line too? When he was very young, our younger son was very afraid of clowns - and I found that that joke did *not* improve his disposition in such situations.
  15. ashbury
    So, Hicks goes 4-for-4 yesterday, and today he gets hit by a pitch his first time up. Anybody watching the game, has he been crowding the plate lately, accounting for some relative success?
  16. ashbury
    ... caused the end of your sentence to fall off?
  17. ashbury
    I completely failed to miss that. Thanks for pointing it out.
  18. ashbury
    "...and the voice rang out, 'Eva Longoria, you have sinned...'."
  19. ashbury
    Meanwhile, Doumit and Morneau apparently had better things to do than drive in Mauer after his double in the top of the first.
  20. ashbury
    Great minds think alike. Kinda sorta.
  21. ashbury
    How about the days when you're a man?
  22. ashbury
    It should drive you to sobriety, then. So that you can take up drinking again.
  23. ashbury
    Now I lay me down to watch A Twins game that they do not botch. If I should die before they win, I pray the Lord to kick their shins. Amen.
  24. ashbury
    Snepp's image has better amps than any of the ones I contributed.
  25. ashbury
    Lobaton's good, but I prefer chanting repeatedly, Evan Longoria, Evan Longoria, Eva Longoria...
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