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  1. ashbury
    It's kind of fun and exciting, and I don't mean this to be snide, to note that our first-rounder has a residual case of acne. The promise of youth!
  2. ashbury
    What about a package to obtain a high-ceiling prospect - KC plus a middling prospect (good floor, lower ceiling), or KC plus one of Morneau/Doumit/Willingham?
  3. ashbury
    He can say it but you shouldn'ta posted it.
  4. ashbury
    #freekohlstewart
  5. ashbury
    History says they signed Willingham in an offseason recently.
  6. ashbury
    I think what is shows is that a perception of excess at a position is required for a value-for-value deal to occur. Pitching for the Twins 2013 edition does not qualify. Of course if someone knocks Terry Ryan over with an overweighted deal, no player is untouchable.
  7. ashbury
    Hey lookie! I think I found my first bannination victim!
  8. ashbury
    Did I cc you on my reply to Rocket Pig? Because that is essentially what I told him earlier today (in reverse).
  9. ashbury
    I may keep this avatar a while. I was actually thinking earlier that there is quite a bit in common between the two photos in terms of facial expression, probably going a long way toward explaining why I like them. But at this moment I am envisioning a conversation between the two of them being very one-sided. "Honey, I know you're enjoying your new-found attention from the boys, and of course they like the bewbs and all, but a bit of advice: to really impress them you simply can't surpass skintight leather."
  10. ashbury
    But with Correia notching *6* strikeouts in his 6+ innings, Perk falls further behind in the team leadership race.
  11. ashbury
    The "for sale" straight lines are numerous in tonight's thread, but this one is too much to resist: all 5 Twins starters are surely for sale.
  12. ashbury
    A prank like that is a mark of someone who is really liked as a teammate.
  13. ashbury
    For a minute there, this game was not quite totally completely fully absolutely in the bag like we all thought it was.
  14. ashbury
    I was. They sent me here.
  15. ashbury
    Is there a betting pool on who gets to .200 quicker, Hicks or Dunn?
  16. ashbury
    Carnac: The Twilight Zone. Ed: I saw an episode of that the other night, in reruns. Carnac: <pause> I'd ask for some of what you're smoking, if you saw a new one. Ed: Hi-yo. "The Twilight Zone." Carnac: What do you call Kristen Stewart's bedroom?
  17. ashbury
    I'm not engaging further in a Hall & Oates showdown with an obvious master.
  18. ashbury
    Carnac: No error by Beckham. Ed: I just checked the box score. This sounds incorrect. Carnac: You doubt my powers. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your Marlboros. Ed: My apologies, o Wise One. "No error by Beckham." And, the envelope? Carnac: What do you call a soccer star marrying a Spice Girl?
  19. ashbury
    Watch out, boy, they'll chew you up.
  20. ashbury
    If she wears pantyhose, there might be a way to know for sure.
  21. ashbury
    Lady, I don't think I can take 67 more of those.
  22. ashbury
    His OPS+ is only 252. Overrated.
  23. ashbury
    Moar 'Neau, plz.
  24. ashbury
    Agreed. KC in the 7th last night would have been poor strategy.
  25. ashbury
    Bratwurst Hot Dog Cole Slaw (vinegar and sugar dressing Baked Beans Potato Chips Yum.
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