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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    All right, you leave me no choice but the Nuclear Option. 11. Lipstick / because, you know, this one goes to 11
  2. ashbury
    It's my parakeet's bowling night, so I have to take a short break now....
  3. ashbury
    I see your sig, and raise you an avatar.
  4. ashbury
    If Chief were still here to issue me a Like, I'd come up with something funny about lipstick in response.
  5. ashbury
    Good point - shoulda worked that one up as a Carnac bit. Woulda and coulda, also.
  6. ashbury
    Don't go! How will we know when Pelfrey has had enough???
  7. ashbury
    Is Michael Bourn any relation to the Australian ballplayer Mel Bourn?
  8. ashbury
    It's like looking in the abyss.
  9. ashbury
    Bing Translator is saying I've reached the daily limit unless I pay. So I'm out.
  10. ashbury
    I parle un p.u. aujourd'hui.
  11. ashbury
    Fair's fair. I stole it from Sarah Palin.
  12. ashbury
    Python.
  13. ashbury
    Terry Ryan est un grand homme, et nous devrions tous heureux qu'il travaille pour les Jumeaux de Minnesota. / oui, péche á la traíne
  14. ashbury
    Mio hovercraft pieno di anguille.
  15. ashbury
    That's because after cautioning the audience to keep it clean, I went rogue.
  16. ashbury
  17. ashbury
    9. Lipstick
  18. ashbury
    Nooooooooooo! No wait, make it a challenge - come up with a punchline that doesn't have to do with whiskers (which would get the winner banned).
  19. ashbury
    Way waaaay out in left field does sound about right.
  20. ashbury
    For that matter, how does Science explain catfish?
  21. ashbury
    I enjoy fishing. I define fishing as drinking beer in a rowboat on a sunny day, about 20 yards from shore. There, I think I'm caught up - game thread started early and I didn't.
  22. ashbury
    Oops, that may have been an oldie. How about this, then: one of the wisest things any parent ever told me was that when you go from 2 kids to 3, you switch from a man-to-man defense to a zone.
  23. ashbury
    When I was a little younger than you, I had 3 theories about raising kids. Now, I have 3 kids, and no theories.
  24. ashbury
    AM's post was flagged for moderator attention, but by the time I woke up this morning to look, it seems that you all have it sorted out. Still, as max said, it serves as a reminder that humorous sarcasm can be both a sharp instrument and an imprecise one. It seems AM was counting on others to remember past posts he has made, but this is often not a safe assumption. Be kind in your posts, be kind in your responses to what seem like unkind posts from others, in particular don't try to correct others' behavior by clever subtext in threads, and the site will be better for it.
  25. ashbury
    Reusse invested a paragraph in acknowledging that Ryan's judgement about last offseason's FA pitchers has worked out pretty well, while challenging Ryan's judgement mainly about two pitchers (and an outfielder) in the rest of his article.
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