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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    You are have access to the Ask The Scorer thread. Stew aren't have had any traffic there for a month.
  2. ashbury
    Can't put any lipstick on the Kipnis home run, eh?
  3. ashbury
    Genetics is going to trump anything Collitch can do.
  4. ashbury
    I just figured "let's be friends" is soon followed by "we should see other people." / I see dead people - Charles Nelson Reilly on YouTube for instance
  5. ashbury
    I took a look at the top ten in AL saves, and only Addison Reed looks like his team moved him into a closer's role without at least 100 IP in the majors. (Tom Wilhelmsen technically would be another but he was 28 when he started racking up major league saves.) I'd like to see a guy like Tonkin really get his feet under him at the top level before trying him in the ninth, unless he really forces the issue by being lights out for a period of time.
  6. ashbury
    Five slow guys in a row. That's not on Gardy, but we do see it often. When you're not odds-on to score on a single followed by a double or a double followed by a single, you have to string together several successes to score a run. (Although Cleveland may give you four outs to do it.)
  7. ashbury
    I think progress in the seasonal W/L record is good, but even better will be if it occurs because of players making their case for being part of the next really good team.
  8. ashbury
    Barb isn't into threesomes so I'm not even going to suggest that.
  9. ashbury
    Yeah, but it's a *dry* rain there.
  10. ashbury
    My wife just sent me a Friend invite on Facebook. Is divorce the next step?
  11. ashbury
    I'm 1/5 Scotch.
  12. ashbury
    All things considered, is he any worse off now than Charles Nelson Reilly?
  13. ashbury
    The same thing you do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world. / alternate answer: same thing you do every night, Pinky— pr0n
  14. ashbury
    CNR was arrested one time in Alabama for doing that.
  15. ashbury
    Next game aim for the third inning. / with love, my brother
  16. ashbury
    Huh h'yuh huh yuh yuh.
  17. ashbury
    I don't think he's allowed. He's dead, isn't he?
  18. ashbury
    Really? / no - Reilly
  19. ashbury
    Taps his arm to signal for the relief Hook to go to the mound.
  20. ashbury
    Autocorrect I presume?
  21. ashbury
    Game's not over yet, but hope you enjoyed the bottom of the 6th tonight.
  22. ashbury
    Clutch. / Clutching his hands around his throat, as in Gaetti's quote long ago
  23. ashbury
    // Nervously chuckles //
  24. ashbury
    You have to read Chief with air quotes, where Vegas is involved. You can get a "score update" by walking through the "sports book" on the way to the "steakhouse". Ask for Brandon. HTH.
  25. ashbury
    Apparently, judging by the preponderance of off-topic comments, this Twins game itself is....
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