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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    Thank you for ruining my next barbecue.
  2. ashbury
    What's better than a tasty cheeseburger?
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  4. ashbury
    In contrast to the MLB game, Rochester is currently kicking some Pawtucket butt. 8-0.
  5. ashbury
    I think you watched "Two Girls, One Cup of Won Ton Soup" a few times too often.
  6. ashbury
    There, see? Inning-ending DP. Problem solved.
  7. ashbury
    Looks like we need a special first-inning avatar, this game.
  8. ashbury
    I think they want him to see how pretty the ball is when it flies overhead into the seats. See that? Now you go do it too, Oswaldo. It's fun!
  9. ashbury
    Not a good first inning for those who are puzzled by this.
  10. ashbury
    Ironically, after your fine post, Bark, I am suddenly giving more of a damn.
  11. ashbury
    7. Think about all the concussions those Warner Brothers cartoon characters got, and the silly buzzing/guh-guh-guh sound they would make shaking their heads trying to shake off the effects. I picture Mauer trying to do just about this. 8. How *do* you spell that head-shaking sound they make in those cartoons? Disappointingly, a YouTube search of cartoon head-shaking didn't turn up what I wanted. 9. Lipstick.
  12. ashbury
    2013 is a season for finding out what we've got. Sending the runner with 2 strikes and 1 out doesn't strike me as crazy strategy, trying to get a guy in scoring position for your good batter coming next - play for the tie at home, and all that jazz. You do need the right runner for it, as you point out. Bad track record for getting SB, but good speed, maybe the coaching staff thinks they can work on it with him. Fire Gardy for this, you probably fire most of the managers in the league at some point.
  13. ashbury
    Thanks. This is great. He kind of hit the trifecta for the body parts I named. Although, looking at the BP page, these were all of short duration. I'd need to be as smart as the Twins trainers to interpret this information. And speaking of humorous memes like Twins trainers, I did appreciate your highlighting "bilateral". Always good for a laff. If concussions weren't such serious juju, a bilateral joke could probably be coined for Mauer's current woes.
  14. ashbury
    Psst, Gardy - you didn't read the script.
  15. ashbury
    Ack! I got busy with sumpin', and completely lost track of the game. This one was winnable. It's on me. / edit - one loss closer to a good draft pick, sez some
  16. ashbury
    Jury's still out. My daughter's pretty good, I just haven't gotten sick yet.
  17. ashbury
    Why thank you. My compliments to you as well, Sir.
  18. ashbury
    I went to have dinner, came back here, found that an Astros home game had broken out.
  19. ashbury
    I didn't think you were a heavy drinker.
  20. ashbury
    I saw a stock tip on Cramer for Amalgamated Buggy Whips at $0.00003. Think I should load up?
  21. ashbury
    I may need to go over to the Pelfrey thread and erase a message or two....
  22. ashbury
    (Psst, doggie. Doggie. It really is a rabbit. As soon as it moves, POUNCE!)
  23. ashbury
    You can save me 5 seconds of web browsing by answering this question: where does the series stand currently?
  24. ashbury
    We haven't done one about him hitting into a double play as far as I recall. Give that one a whirl.
  25. ashbury
    Glunn: Do you like Scheveningen? Me: I don't know. I've never Schevened.
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