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  1. InCREDibly far away and out of reach. Keep reminding yourself of that.
  2. The box score says that C. Lo is pitching. Probably the first time he would have seen this.
  3. Why, I do believe, it's Rally Avatar time.
  4. Approves: Johnny Dickshot Statistics and History - Baseball-Reference.com
  5. Chief is familiar with those Biblical days; can he corroborate your story?
  6. Maybe that was Terry Ryan's strategy with trading Morneau. He targeted Pittsburgh, so he first called every other team and offered Morneau in exchange for their #1 and #2 prospect. They each slapped his face, or at least hung up the phone real loud. Then he called Pittsburgh and asked for two 27-year-olds, and everybody else thinks these were their two best prospects. Profit!
  7. This Kevin Chapman guy walks a lot of people. Let's see if the Twins can capitalize.
  8. Tragic heroes are always the best.
  9. Here is what I would do if I were eligible to attend one of your reunions: Pick out the female relative I thought most attractive Go up each other female relative' date=' and whisper a truly revolting proposition and get my face slapped [*']Go last to the one selected in step 1, and whisper an offer to go inside the house to talk Wave to any of the other female relatives as we went inside ??? Profit!
  10. Skip? He wouldn't miss it for the world! The marriage would be hell, but oh those reunions!
  11. You watched those T ball games? I always averted my eyes.
  12. Hammer's got deceptive speed.
  13. It will come down to which team wants it more. / the first draft pick, that is
  14. "We had the experience, but we missed the meaning." -- TS Eliot
  15. So you'll watch in disgust instead.
  16. Don't be sarcastic. Not even Doumit's pitch-framing skills could have saved Albers today.
  17. Until he signs a cease-and-desist order barring him from Spring Training 2014 will be good enough for me.
  18. Saves wear and tear on the arm versus striking out the side. All part of the cunning plan. You'll see.
  19. You probably know this one: I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too. / Source: Can you read this? | Learn English
  20. Yuo tpye prtety godo fro bieng durnk no yuor raer edn.
  21. Crash Davis: You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.
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