Carnac: Smart phone. Ed: Smart phone. Do you prefer EyePhones or Ford Galaxies, or some other brand? Carnac: You make my turban hurt. May the fleas of a thousand cellphone contracts infest your earbuds. Ed: My apologies. Would you be so kind as to read the contents of the hermetically sealed envelope? Carnac: What do you call a device that hangs up automatically when it sees Ed McMahon is calling?