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  1. ashbury
    COL. (Chuckle Out Loud. Not a full LOL but pretty darn good.)
  2. ashbury
    By George I think he's got it. http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28100000/The-Professor-rex-harrison-as-henry-higgins-28174493-500-368.jpg
  3. ashbury
    I left it open-ended enough to go many ways. Just as long as it's funny. Chief just wrote a post that seemed like it was missing the last few words. So here's our chance to help him out.
  4. ashbury
    ftfy
  5. ashbury
    So far it's 0-0 heading into the First. This has been your Wild Turkey score update, brought to you by Wild Turkey. http://www.winemarket.co.il/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/100x100/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/5/0/5000027.jpg
  6. ashbury
    '...and "_________"'? All right, sounds like a Punch Line Contest to me! As usual, the Winner* gets bragging rights until the next PLC. I'll go first, 'and "Education Beyond Third Grade"', but I'm sure someone will do better. * Determined by acclaim, or else arbitrarily by me in the coming 24 hours.
  7. ashbury
    I don't solicit it, but I'm sure I'd keep on ticking.
  8. ashbury
    Not to be confused with Turkey Buzzards, who are ugly bastards you would not like to meet in a dark alley. To save anyone from an embarrassing mistake, here is a complete compare and contrast guide to the Turkey Buzzard versus the Wild Turkey. http://o.quizlet.com/g1y9NQngUH3xP6c0MCTOQA_m.jpg
  9. ashbury
    Hey everybody! Late night Kuerigger at Brian's house!
  10. ashbury
    My youngest son, AshburySteven, will be in attendance at this game.
  11. ashbury
    The sweetener in a big Brian Duensing trade? Came here expecting this was a punch line contest. Leaving disappointed.
  12. ashbury
    I'm too lazy to repeat Seth's process but it would be interesting to compare/contrast to other organizations, ones both successful and unsuccessful. My reaction to this list is that Mauer is someone to be proud of at #1, Plouffe and Perk are "ohhhkay" coming next, and after that it's "yeesh". But maybe the sainted Louis Cardinals profile the same way by this measure.
  13. ashbury
    Whispers? Only for the hard of hearing. http://www.audiotoniq.com/sites/default/files/u97/SNL%20Hearing%20pic.jpeg "OUR TOP STORY... BYRON BUXTON... IS HAVING TROUBLE... LAYING OFF SLIDERS... IN THE DIRT."
  14. ashbury
    Jared Wilson. 11.1 IP. 6 SO. Imagine the pitying looks he receives in the clubhouse.
  15. ashbury
    I wasn't not an inverse hipster before it wasn't not cool. Or something.
  16. ashbury
    On second viewing of the play, I wonder if Torii would have had a better chance of being safe if he slid less directly over the plate and more toward the infield, staying in the basepath of course. The play looks closer now than I initially thought.
  17. ashbury
    The intent of the balk rule is to eliminate deception (a topic for a different discussion), so I would be hard pressed to call it when the runner is in motion and committed to the steal and the pitcher throws to where the runner is already going.
  18. ashbury
    Banned PEDs are the ones that carry significant long-term health risks, as I understand it. When more than a few players use these, there is a coercive effect on other players to take them or get left behind. You brought up the larger question, and here's a counterargument, but if we want to broaden the discussion away from ARod I suggest someone start a different thread.
  19. ashbury
    I don't think the delta is so much with pitchers' ages or how they were acquired. It's starting to look to me like talent evaluation, which is disturbing.
  20. ashbury
    Sorry, I was unavoidably detained. Bark's reply was good (no reply for fear of being banned), and the slut/strumpet vocabulary lesson was edifying, but I'm going to have to go with SampleSize's contribution of '"I don't know"... Third base!'. Prize consists of bragging rights until the next grenade I roll in contest.
  21. ashbury
    Yick.
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  23. ashbury
    I was about to but then you jinxed it.
  24. ashbury
    I was here and then got diverted by birthday stuff. Missed the end of the shutout, which of course we all expected to happen since Pelfrey was the starter.
  25. ashbury
    Entering the 4th, Pelfrey's season ERA sits at 3.46.
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