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Everything posted by shortround81

  1. Glad Paddack is okay. (Also, between this and the Fry HBP, is Skubal cursed?)
  2. Because: -If the Twins aren't involved, I don't care -You gotta laugh to keep from crying What would be some of your petty plays you'd pull during the MLB playoffs? If I were playing the Phillies, I'd have her throw out the first pitch before a game
  3. For a split second I thought Joe Ryan was doing stand-up comedy for the Mets
  4. Well, that was quick
  5. I honestly do wish Rocco well in his next opportunity. Him telling the review booth to eff off will go down as one of my favorite Twins memories
  6. And Ant gets indicted for felony racketeering (I am getting dumber. I had to look up how to spell "indicted" and "racketeering")
  7. Now all I have is the Vikings to disappoint me
  8. Question of the Game: This one's going out to very special someone. What's your favorite color? -Big Mac, fries, and orange "drank"
  9. Dang! I should've scrolled more before making the same joke. I'm the Carlos Mencia of TD
  10. Puerto Rico . . . Dominic Republic . . . Mexico . . .
  11. Worried TD got "Kimmel'd" (Too soon?)
  12. Twins fans hoping he doesn't pass the physical
  13. Question of the Game: If TD is down, do you go to other teams' game threads to pit mascots against each other? Asking for a friend on this one
  14. I thought this was going to turn into a toxic masculinity debate. Who would you rather come across in the woods? TC or the Phanatic
  15. Question of the Game: Pulling out the big guns for the last series of the season. Who would win in a fight? TC or the Phanatic?
  16. "Give a dog a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to read and he doesn't have any fish"
  17. Why do you think I saved that orphanage? Your dog is a bibliophile who likes autobiographies and graphic novels
  18. Uhhhh . . . it was an orphanage that specializes in children who read to blind puppies . . . Yeah. That's what it was
  19. I would implore you to not give up, but that seems pretty on-par with the 2025 Minnesota Twins
  20. It was a meeting to discuss that orphanage I saved from a devastating fire. Don't you feel like a heel now??
  21. I got a question for ya: Are you trying to take my ******** job, cowboy?!? 🤠 Sorry the lack of question today. I had a noon meeting and got sidetracked
  22. Did anyone else read this post in Forrest Gump's voice?
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