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  1. LaBombo
    There were 9 movies about that very same topic on Lifetime last Saturday, except about husbands. Busy that day, so thank goodness for DVR's.
  2. LaBombo
    Pick the three easiest. On an unrelated note (no, really), why has this inning sounded like Dick and Jack are broadcasting from an Indians private suite filled with drunk executive wives?
  3. LaBombo
    After praising Santana, Dick spouts the heretical notion that maybe a contender should have, like, a regular shortstop or something. Has he announced his retirement?
  4. LaBombo
    Nice grab by Kubel reminds us that he's their best defensive outfielder at the moment.
  5. LaBombo
    A real center fielder probably makes that catch, but probably doesn't make that quick throw.
  6. LaBombo
    But you'll miss the big ral... Nevermind.
  7. LaBombo
    In relief? Butera-esque!
  8. LaBombo
    Since we'll be chattering incessantly about him, maybe we can save time and shorten his name to Dan Tanna... http://www.thrillingdetective.com/images/dan_tanna.jpg
  9. LaBombo
    Danny Santana for mayor... ...of the universe. At least Herrmann didn't slide head first into halfway between home and first.
  10. LaBombo
    You will never understand the Twins front office until you grasp the fact that there is no spoon. http://www.yogaleaks.com/storage/spoonboy.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1348263007275 Great update, btw. If the Twins were a branch of government, a congressional committee would have already been appointed to investigate.
  11. LaBombo
    If likes were rationed weekly, I'd get up at 12:01 Monday morning to send next week's too.
  12. LaBombo
    You mean, like felony terrible?
  13. LaBombo
    It's no sweat if you just remind yourself that the Twins are in the entertainment business, not the winning baseball games business. Wins are just a gold star on the refrigerator calendar.
  14. LaBombo
    That was a nice running catch by Escobar a while back. It's not his fault he's out there, and he's making the best of an intolerable situation. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rGNSd4aQswU/TwI9Zntyl1I/AAAAAAAABh8/Quyl_6Hk4gg/s1600/last%2Bcrusade.gif Intolerable!
  15. LaBombo
    In other words, a more realistic option in every conceivable way than the recently retired Bartlett...
  16. LaBombo
    The answer to this question, and all others directed at the nature of the Twins' roster decisions, is that you're not the Twins.
  17. LaBombo
    Fangraphs says it's only the 382nd, but it sure seems like 400.
  18. LaBombo
    Yes. Whichever one is the best fielder and hitter.
  19. LaBombo
    Day ain't over yet... http://www.bubbaup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/CitySlickers30.jpg
  20. LaBombo
    Can they at least get Zukesie some pants that don't touch the ground? They're bordering on footie PJ territory. Is he shrinking due to overuse?
  21. LaBombo
    He has described every piece of the puzzle but stopped short of assembling it, which is entirely understandable given the nature of his employment.
  22. LaBombo
    One. Bench. Player. The only thing more certain than current Twins management stomping on its own plumbing is that someone will be along shortly to defend them doing so. This borders on the embarrassment of having the team just literally not show up for a game. And the thin veneer of competitiveness stands a good chance of being wiped away in a single week.
  23. LaBombo
    All well and good, but how fast can you detail a Lexus?
  24. LaBombo
    On the Tv or the antenna aimer clicky box? http://madmaxcostumes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/GC2.jpg Cachunk cachunk cacunk...
  25. LaBombo
    Don't forget cig butts and unfinished coffee. The world of chemical mood alteration was an oyster...
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