Had posted earlier that his behavior tonight appeared deliberate, and the second home run has vindicated my crazy theory... And since your post mentioned a trade... Duensing.
Kudos, or at least one kudo, to Dick for noting that two weeks ago the bottom of the order contributing to this extent would have been "unfathomable". Too bad he didn't go with 'inconceivable'. There's always room for a Wallace Shawn .gif
275 tops, but I hear ya. Either way, it's all part of the brilliant strategy to create pants-wettingly exuberent anticipation over the return of a .160 hitter to the lineup.
Good guess, but it's actually a little known fact that marble rye is an invention of the Wham O corporation... http://www.plaidstallions.com/whamo/whamo.jpg
Free country, but there's a reason why the most famous carnivorous talking plant in movie history was a mutated Brussels sprout... http://www.audienceseverywhere.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5227090_orig.jpg
The ads should have used Scooby Sandy Duncan. Just as adorable as the real thing, and no lazy eye, which I now shamefully admit, weirded me out as a little kid. http://www.micksmtn.20m.com/72pic68.bmp