That one's on you.
I brought my Dallas Cowboy fan roommate with me to the NFC Championship game after the 1998 season. After he had six or seven beers more than he should have, he started screaming "We're going to the Bowl!" He left his seat in the 4th quarter and came back donning an authentic Randy Moss jersey just as Robert Smith was running out of bounds before "The Kick". I take full responsibility.