Okay, this season is quickly descending into the land of the ridiculous, pure Alice in Wonderland territory. Here are some things to mull over: 1. The Twins pitching staff has actually been pretty good. They're sporting a 4.11 ERA, good for 13th in all of baseball. Going into the season, that was "best case scenario" territory for me. If an AL team's pitching is in the top half of MLB, they're doing okay for themselves. 2. The Twins offense has an .858 OPS with the bases empty. That's good for third in all of baseball. Huzzah, amirite? 3. The Twins offense has a .335 OPS (WTF?!?!?!) with runners on base. Not RISP, just on base. As you can imagine, that's last in all of MLB because seriously. How can an entire team even do that? 4. Twins pitchers have allowed 53 hits, 22 walks, and given up 26 runs in the process. That seems reasonable. Roughly one out of three players to reach base end up crossing home plate. 5. Twins hitters have 45 hits, 18 walks, and have scored... just 12 times. That's absurd. One out of every 5-6 players to reach base is crossing home plate. To quote Ron Burgundy, "And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing." Despite the painful first six games, this team hasn't been awful. They've been various shades of good, mediocre, and absolutely horrible in the clutch (both the bullpen and offense). That won't hold up forever, we simply need the team to right ship before this season is put to bed in mid-April. This entire situation is... just... weird.