Twins Video
1. San Diego – The city is classy and kind of a big deal; things also can escalate quickly there. Men and Women have argued about what the name "San Diego" means but the truth is… the name was chosen by Sandy Duncan trying to claim ownership of her Eggo when someone else wouldn’t let go of it. The city demographics are 57% sailor, 37% surfer with the remaining 16% zookeepers, because of all the animal exhibits. Now that the Chargers have left for Los Angeles… San Diego is left with three quarters of a professional franchise. It’s the Padres so I can’t go full franchise.
2. Our Twins – The big question is who is going to close the games now that Brandon Kintzler has been traded to the Nationals. A bigger question still… Why are the holes in cat fur always the right size for their eyes?
3. The Padres – The big question is will this organization ever stabilize under A.J. Preller. Ever since he took over the GM duties they have made sweeping change after sweeping change. I think he is one of those guys who just gets bored easily. Boredom for most people leads to origami… for Preller it leads to players calling real estate agents in other towns.
4. Today’s Joe M Conversation:
Morgan: Are we just going to sit here? Does anybody have anything planned?
Maddon: Oh… we have plans… big plans.
Mauer: Yep… every trade deadline we celebrate by trading stuff.
McCarthy: I’ll start… I have here a bottle of sand. Who wants it and what will you
give me for it?
Montana: I’ve got 3 bananas.
McCarthy: Make it 4
Montana: Deal
Morgan: What are you going to do with that sand?
Montana: I’m building a beach in my bathroom… it’ll come in handy.
Mauer: You mean… it'll come in sandy!
Maddon: How about a cat? His name is Jerry… I got this cat for my wife.
Morgan: You got that cat for your wife?
McCarthy: Now that’s a great trade.
5. Movie Night – My wife and I went to the movies last night. I like to hold hands at the movies… turns out that the stranger sitting next to me… does not.
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Lineups:
TWINS
Brian Dozier 2B
Max Kepler RF
Miguel Sano 3B
Joe Mauer 1B
Eduardo Escobar SS
Zack Granite LF
Byron Buxton CF
Jason Castro
Jose Berrios P
PADRES
Manuel Margot CF
Carlos Asuaje 2B
Jose Pirela LF
Yangervis Solarte SS
Wil Myers 1B
Cory Spangenberg 3B
Hunter Renfroe RF
Austin Hedges C
Jhoulys Chacin P
Weather: Mostly cloudy, 73 deg F, winds at 6mph from the SW, a small-ish chance of rain/thunderstorms.








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