Anyone traveling to Kansas City for the end-of-July series?

[povolnyfans]

Not sure if this is the appropriate place -- please condemn/delete/etc., if so.

In essence, I have a van of 10 folks headed down to KC the final weekend of July, and, this is going to sound dumb: we'd really like to tailgate, but no one wants to stay sober enough to drive. 

TL; DR: Is there anyone planning on tailgating that weekend? If so, are you open to accepting a handsome amount of $ to tailgate with you (and maybe stash a teeny bit of cargo with you -- e.g. a couple cases of beer).

We're a v. cool group. If you vaguely remember TwinsTrain / Territory Train in the early 2010s, this is a private party version of that set of characters except in Matt Foley's van. We're an affable bunch, and collectively can probably make the $ worth your while. [Pic of us from last year!]

Total long shot/awkward question to ask. But I'd be remiss not to exhaust the option! :-)

[rwilfong86]

Have you been to KC before? It's a pretty nice ballpark and experience. 

[Jocko87]

I usually go to at least one weekend series in KC when the Twins are in town. This seems like a pretty likely opportunity. I don’t have KC connections for helping set up a tailgate but I’m good at drinking beer.