Bryce Harper + Burritos = Home Runs

[jay]

After this news came out a while back and then this performance today (2 HRs, 2 ABs), the only logical conclusion we can make is that Bryce Harper + Unlimited Burritos = Home Runs.

 

I'm going to Chipotle RIGHT NOW. (Softball season is around the corner!)

[gil4]

So Wade Boggs would have hit for more power if he had burritos instead of chicken before every game?

[jay]

So Wade Boggs would have hit for more power if he had burritos instead of chicken before every game?

 

Yes, but another option might have been to not drink 50-60 Boggs on a road trip. The routine that I most commonly remember him for is drinking beer. When having a Miller Lite is literally named after you... that's pretty legendary.

 

 

He at least partially denies it, but the legend will forever ring true.

[gil4]

When having a Miller Lite is literally named after you... that's pretty legendary.

 

 

I had no idea. If he was that much of a beer drinker, I'm surprised the gang at Cheers didn't recognize him.

 

 

(They cut off the best part, where they go thought his wallet and discover he really is Wade Boggs.)