I'm disappointed we found out a game or 2 ago that negative exit velocity is not a thing. Too bad cuz it would aptly describe the Twin's season so far this year.
Josey Wales:
Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.
If I'm the manager I'd probably take a baseball bat to the post game food table. If we're going to play like this, nobody eats. Plus, a mad guy smacking food all over the place with a baseball bat is pretty funny.