With the recent news of: Derek Shelton being named Pirate Head Coach Jeremy Hefner being named Mets Pitching Coach James Rowson being named Marlin Bench Coach and “Offensive Coordinator” Peter Fatse being named Red Sox Assistant Hitting Coach Tanner Swanson being named Yankees Major League Catching and Quality Control Coach One could: Get depressed and wonder silently, unless you enjoy odd looks from cubicle workers, whether our hometown 9 will ever reach 100 wins again? Frantically lament on Twins Daily your disappointment in the Front Office Predict bottom feeding and/or garbage bin scrounging in Free Agency once again Fear not Twins Daily readers for I have found the Silver-Lining...the Goose that will lay those Golden Eggs...the Pot-O-Gold at the end or the rainbow Falvine have created a MillenerationXYZ beacon of success A business model that all of professional sports will try, but fall woefully short of, emulating YOUR MINNESOTA TWINS ARE THE DESTINATION ORGANIZATION OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS Think of it... Are you sitting around your parents house wondering how that degree in Advanced Statistical Interpretation and Dance will help you pay off that private school student loan that's been due for the last 6 months? Have you realized that your Economics Degree hasn't made you any better at predicting the Market than the next guy and you can no longer rely on $8/trade commissions to pay for your house on Lake Minnetonka? There are more Windows open at One Twins Way right now than at the State Fair Livestock Barn World Series Window...OPEN Coaching Windows......OPEN Analytics........ALWAYS OPEN The best of the up-and-coming Analytical Masters will flock to Target Field knowing that one season of successful data implementation will lead to rapid advancement and placement in larger/warmer climates with massive increases in pay Falvey will have the pick of litter...the cream of the crop...the 1%ers (or is it the 99%ers I can never remember which one is on top) Drivelining their way to his office The more coaches/advisors/coordinators/analytical interpreters that leave the Twins Organization the more will want to work here...now if it only worked for dominant starters and 16 year old international superstars The Reddit ad campaign has already been put in play..."Twins Staff, Get to Know 'Em RIGHT NOW cause they won't be here for long"