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  1. jud6312
    Robbie Grossman bats left-handed, sounds like Erkel when he talks. Rob Grossman bats right-handed, sounds like James Earl Jones.
  2. jud6312
    I love that Weapon X is catching on.
  3. jud6312
    Nope, that's a September call-up and having Brian lead you into a surprise visit from your parents. Orange slices to the left.
  4. jud6312
    He's probably the nicest guy in the world - in your face, Albers - but that doesn't mean I want to see him get rewarded for being an average (at best) hitter for the past decade. He doesn't produce runs, he doesn't walk much, he doesn't steal bases and he strikes out too much considering he doesn't do any of those other things. So, what exactly does he do? Aside from sign his minor league tender after venturing out into the world only to find the grass of his MLB future is even a darker shade of brown outside of the Twins organization. If promotions and MLB playing time are being handed out for being BFFs with Dozier, for a decade of mediocrity and being a super nice guy, this organization is screwed for years to come.
  5. jud6312
    I like to think we're more salty than sour. It sounds more tough.
  6. jud6312
    Two TVs. It's a system I employed for video games, but it works well when I want to rip Dick's tongue out and slap Bert with it.
  7. jud6312
    He's nervous ... you ever had an Australian whose batting average and body weight are identical breathing down your neck?
  8. jud6312
    In Chip Hale's dreams!
  9. jud6312
    Oh, well, that video of the family Beresford hugging it out TOTALLY makes up for 100 losses and an undeserved call-up.
  10. jud6312
    Only if he's willing to share reps ... the Beresford is in town now. This infield ain't big enough for the both of them.
  11. jud6312
    The dream is still alive, and maybe even enhanced! Isn't Toby the hitting coach for the GCL Twins? Imagine it: manager Jake Mauer, hitting coach Toby Gardenhire, All-Star utility IF James Beresford. My extremities are already tingling in anticipation.
  12. jud6312
    Also, every time I think I can't get any more angry or yell any more at my TV, Gardy Molly makes a classic bonehead move or I decide to give Dickbert another chance to not be morons only to be disappointed. More than enough motivation to keep the cynicism tank plenty full.
  13. jud6312
    In addition to that imposing .642 OPS, I'm banking on Beresford also being able to mop up for Gibson. So, color me not concerned about that. I just hope he's done helping little old ladies across the street when they make the call. Such a sweetheart that guy is.
  14. jud6312
    You have won the game thread for the evening.
  15. jud6312
    Way to go, Buck ... Jimmy B. would've crushed that hanging breaking ball.
  16. jud6312
    Anybody else vomit in their mouths a little bit any time Dickbert mentions Logan's future with the Twins?
  17. jud6312
    I think once 2017 rolls around and this team, led by Molly, Jimmy, Rob, potentially both Schafer boys and whatever other retread Antony finds in a Waste Management tub, you'll be singing a different tune.
  18. jud6312
    My sources say the Royals called and begged Molly to not play Jimmy and Logan on the same night - too much firepower. Being loyal to the AL Central like he is, Molly obliged. #Gentleman
  19. jud6312
    Whew!!! And here I was worried that if Plouffe was shut down they'd give Sano regular playing time at 3B. Then our minds are set as ease by Molly's proclamation that it'll be split between Saint James, Eddie the Stick and Miguel.
  20. jud6312
    I can't believe we're wasting one of Beresford's option years to watch Escobar flail weakly.
  21. jud6312
    I've already muted the TV, but I'm not sure I can even have this on tonight. The ineptitude of this team - the TSF, if you will - might have finally beat me into submission.
  22. jud6312
    Beresford would've had that. And then he would've given a puppy to a sick child. I hear he's a fantastic human being, which is the most important thing about baseball.
  23. jud6312
    Zero chance either of them has noticed Kintzler's struggles. And roles? In order for any of those bullpen arms to have roles, Molitor and his gaggle of chuckleheads would have to have a plan. It's been painfully clear over the course of the year they don't have one. That is, unless, anger the fan base, drive down ticket sales and fill the roster with has-beens and never-will-bes is a plan. Then, they're absolutely killing it.
  24. jud6312
    I'm going to torture myself by going in person on the 23rd. Potentially the night the Hunt for 100 ends. If you see a fat guy in Zubaz get ejected for yelling at Molly for starting Weapon X over Max and Crocodile No Hit over Polanco, that's me.
  25. jud6312
    Good thing they didn't call up Palka or Walker instead of Weapon X. There's no way the guy even approaches those 7-10 ABs that were mentioned last week.
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