1-Ticks--Okay, so the other day I went to a SNA in my area, and it was infested with these little parasites, and our little party collected quite a few, twelve in all, I believe was the final count. Well, anyways, when we got back in the car and headed home someone quickly found #1, and it was sentenced to a throwing out of the window, but I believe that was unconstitutional because "In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence." I can say that the trial was speedy, but the jury was not impartial, but I will now move onto the next tick; this particular creature fit the usual definition of a Wood Tick, similar to Justin Bieber or Richard Sherman, or maybe I should just say unpleasant, and received the same treatment as the last, as did the next one. The fourth tick was a Deer Tick, and was sentenced to drowning in the sewer, but I guess describing what became of these ticks is getting tiresome, but I have a few more stories to tell you. Once there was a Deer Tick that hopped on a person who was walking in the woods, and a while later a Wood Tick hopped on, and they both went crawling up to the person's head, but these two vile vermin were unaware of each other, but eventually the Deer Tick looked over it's shoulder and saw this big Wood Tick, was very impressed, and decided that this Wood Tick was it's hero. Another thing I want to tell you is that if I ever find another tick it will wish it would have never hatched. 2-Scott Boras--Last time I hosted a game thread I was talking about comparisons, and I came up with another. I believe that Scott Boras and Percival C. McCleach were a lot like each other, if you don't know who Boras or McCleach are, one was a poacher, and the other is an agent, which is a white-collared poacher. Well, I guess I better get on with it, but sometimes you have to wait for it. McCleach's slimy salamander, or in Boras' case, Alex Rodriguez had the same relationship with their agent, (or poacher, if that is how you want to put it). Here is a video of Boras and A Rod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U6oqFCE440 3-The Draft--I don't know what else I should write about, but the thing that I have been writing about the most is the draft, which is on June 8th, and I'm really looking forward to it. The draft is the highlight of my year, unless something really significant happens, like trading Kevin Corriea. Well, this draft has been very hard to evaluate, but I think that the biggest bummer was Kyler Murray going all Muhammad Ali and dodging the draft, and I had been hoping that the Twins would cut an underslot deal with him. But the best thing is draft night, and seeing how far off you were, or how close you were in your mocks, and then finally your team is on the clock, and they select... http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1819143.1402020226!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/baseball-draft.jpg This draft will be harder to project, but in my opinion that makes it more fun. 4-Wins--The Twins are 5 games above .500, and they are looking pretty good, and our top prospects aren't even up yet, so it will be really fun to watch them when the big names come up, but they could hit a speed bump, which I am afraid I have done with game threads, but some people on here might be delighted because the game threads will probably be shorter, but just to remind them, when a car goes over a speed bump, not just the driver, but everyone in the car gets their neck jolted, and so I am warning them that when I go over a speed bump they will too if they are on the game thread, and if their neck pains last long enough they might be headed to a chiropractor. 5-War and Peace--People have been talking about game threads becoming tributes to War and Peace, and I thought this might be nice for them: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujr5ld4I_Xo[/media]