Date: August 24, 2057 Hypothetical grand kids: "Grandpa Van, can you tell us a story?" GV: "Sure kids, sit on your hover mats, shut off your virtual world, and your grandpa will tell you a story about a baseball team well ahead of their time." HGK: "We can't wait to hear this!" GV: "The year was 2016, long before you, or your mother was even born! There was a team I loved to follow, the Minnesota Twins. In those days, starting pitchers would throw 6, 7, 8, sometimes even 9 innings in one night! Not those Twins though..... They were trend setters." HGK: "Wow! They must have been really good, huh Grandpa Van?" GV: "HA! They were not good, Kanye. Not good at all. In fact, most of the pitchers had a tough time throwing 5 complete innings. That's beside the point.... The point is, the Twins started a trend in baseball that pitchers shouldn't throw MORE than 5 innings! People were skeptical at first, thinking the tried and true method of throwing 7-8 innings worked the best. But the Twins kept up with it all season, and look at the game today!" HGK: "That's amazing! Did they win a lot of games that year?" GV: "Nope, not one bit Byron. Still, no one can deny them being the pioneers of this great trend in baseball. Now, who's hungry for zero calorie ice cream?!"