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  1. Vanimal46
    Ugh... Chicago is rolling today.
  2. Vanimal46
    Having a woman call you a derogatory name is still no reason to punch her in the face breaking multiple bones. I don't care if he's available in the 5th round, 7th round, or for $1, I want nothing to do with this player.
  3. Vanimal46
    Yeah, mind.boggling. Wait a minute, shouldn't you be teaching right now? Or at the very least, be thinking about teaching? Frankly Levi, I don't know how you expect to get above Mrs. Anderson on the depth chart. She reviews power point presentations every Sunday afternoon. And spends her weeknights sending personalized encouragement videos to all of her students. You? You play Zelda. For shame.....
  4. Vanimal46
    This is really unfortunate for May.... Guy hasn't been able to catch a break the last 2 years. Wishing him a quick and successful recovery. As we move on, let's win a job in the rotation Berrios or Mejia!
  5. Vanimal46
    Joe Mixon is the last guy on Earth I'd want on this team. Let's move on from anyone who has a past hitting women or children.
  6. Vanimal46
    If he plays MLB the Show and only chooses himself as the starting pitcher, isn't he doing DOUBLE the work that others are doing? His dedication is off the charts!
  7. Vanimal46
    And if the ump blows a call.... Well, Air Bud may retaliate and bite the ump! I love this plan. Also, in honor of National Mario Day, may I suggest adding Baby Mario and making him the closer of the future? He could learn under Matt Belisle until he finds a hidden mushroom that makes him grow 4 feet.
  8. Vanimal46
    North! You're back! In explosive fashion I may say. This is why you're the Associate Producer of the show.
  9. Vanimal46
    Diehard, you don't even know how much MORE there is to this story... We currently have someone undercover working for the Twins to give us the full scoop. His or her's cover was nearly blown 2 months ago, and we had to send him or her back to Moscow for a cool off period. Now he or she is back and filling up notebook after notebook of takes. The full story will be out in the next couple of weeks!
  10. Vanimal46
    Zenser! Welcome to the show! There's a couple of things you can do in order to speed up time until Opening Day. Loosey thought he was drinking Twins Kool-Aid he found in the garage, but it turned out to be radiator fluid.... He passed out for 3 weeks straight, then woke up in time for Opening Day! There's probably a safer way to do it, but you never know until you try! Hope that helps...
  11. Vanimal46
    This is a great question, Blake. I was homeless at one point, and spent a lot of my time inside Target playing MLB The Show. Security officers were not a fan since I never let others have a turn to play! Van stumbled in half in the bag looking to purchase more beer, and saw me playing as the Minnesota Twins. He said they were starting a radio show, and needed someone who can be the voice of analytics while he spewed hawt taeks. It was a match made in heaven!
  12. Vanimal46
    I forgot to put this nugget in the intro... Executive Producer: Denny Hocking Associate Producer: Bark's Lounge and TwinsNorth
  13. Vanimal46
    Happy National Mario Day! Now I want to find a SNES and play Super Mario World... Damnit.
  14. Vanimal46
    The memes on a group text chat with friends back in MN are getting more confident throughout the winter... I'm ready for the playoffs!
  15. Vanimal46
    If anyone is going, could they provide occasional updates? Nothing better than the tourney! And don't know how to get access to it anymore since I'm out of state.
  16. Vanimal46
    Chief! Welcome back to the show! I am EXTREMELY concerned with their mental toughness this year. As we all know, mental toughness can only be achieved living in below zero temps. Blizzard after blizzard... Walking uphill to school and home both ways! From all I've heard, Minnesota had a mild winter... How can they get TOUGH?! My money is on the school from Michigan. They come from tough guy towns that do manly chores like changing the oil in their car! They're not paying someone else to do that for them, no siree...
  17. Vanimal46
    Kalil signs a 5 year, $55.5 MM contract with the Panthers. $25 MM guaranteed. My message to Panthers fans: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
  18. Vanimal46
    Yeah... It will be interesting to see what the game plan looks like next season. It's a bit hazy now, but I thought when they were playing out of their minds the first 5 weeks Bradford was throwing moderately deep passes. Then the 2nd half of the year happened. Dink, dunk. Dink, dunk. Frustrating to watch.
  19. Vanimal46
    Awesome! 1 spot down, 3 more to go.
  20. Vanimal46
    Damn. Dude got PAID by the Browns. 5 year, $60 million deal with $31.5 million in guarantees
  21. Vanimal46
    We all know there's a Mikhail in his family tree!
  22. Vanimal46
    У меня нет никаких связей с русскими *cough cough* What I meant to say was I have not had ANY affiliation with Russians in my life.
  23. Vanimal46
    His versatility translates everywhere in real life too! Need him to sweep up a floor? He can do that! Do you also need him to make a Moscow Mule? He can also do that! My god.... The versatility, man! No wonder why he's still employed.
  24. Vanimal46
    Woah.... This is a HAWT taek where I needed to grab oven mitts before typing. Joe Mauer is a male, who used to be a catcher, and now wears sunglasses. That's all the info we have so far!
  25. Vanimal46
    I would be happy to provide my tax returns, but I'm currently being audited.... Soooo.... How about those Twins?! EDIT: Any past scandals should be blamed on snepp!
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