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  1. You finally made the observation I've been expecting for...uh...months?
  2. What happened? Gameday says "in play, no out."
  3. Well, everyone thinks that I'm 21 anyway, so I could pull that one off without a problem. I think I probably look more mature because of my studied negligence of a silly schoolgirl giggle. And yes, legally changing the birth year could impact the legal drinking age...but did it ever occur to you that maybe I would want to make myself younger so I could go back and practice my instruments those years I skipped out, devote more time to Spanish, and just be overall more intelligent when it came time to graduate? That's a lot more important to me than the ability to buy alcoholic beverages. And my mom can count her blessings that while I may be a brat, I do not intend to drink when I come of age.
  4. Guess who's celebrating their birthdays today! Brian Dozier AND Justin Morneau!! I love them both so much! http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Justin+Morneau+Colorado+Rockies+v+Miami+Marlins+LOqU57av8NMl.jpg Maybe Bark can make Morneau a birthday card since apparently the Rockies aren't as advanced as the Twins when it comes to technology. I'm not asking for much. Just a simple Happy Birthday and maybe a cake with the Rockies' logo on it. Don't bother with the candles (though I would have requested that a year ago...a birthday card by Bark for Morneau's platinum birthday would have been so special). By the way, I think I mentioned a while back that if I could legally change my birthday I would. Now that I know the date, all I have to do is wait for the government to legalize it.
  5. By the way, I didn't choose Trey because he was picked in the 33rd round...though when I saw that I will admit I couldn't have been happier. 33 is my magic number.
  6. We learned that all we need to do to keep always33 from reaching her quota for likes is have the Twins lose.
  7. They are not good. They are downright evil.
  8. Bark.... Don't listen to him. I'll be a nice granddaughter and warn you that your mother wears high heels and has good aim.
  9. Just don't make a bad call, and you'll have no reason to. But if you do make a bad call, I won't hesitate to question your salary, manhood, and vision. So be careful. Umpires are not exactly good friends of mine...and according to Bowsk, most people area my best friends. So that takes a lot.
  10. Snooze...BANG...Jump, choke....WHOOPIEEE!!
  11. Molly says No. His hero is Perkins, and since he doesn't want to overwork him, he's going to copy his wicked sense of humor instead.
  12. OHHH YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still wanna jam a pitchfork up his behind?!
  13. Okay. Crazy woman kills two men and feeds them to her pigs. Ish or ick?
  14. No wonder the number of Twins fans in the past few years has declined. The ones that stick around are just too repulsive to want to be categorized with. What do I say? Ish?
  15. Would it be infringement of copyright and invasion of privacy for me to post a picture to back up my point?
  16. You seem to have forgotten that zucchinis have to be replaced after each wearing, and from my experience, they are not cheaper than leather gloves unless you are wearing the ones that you grew in your garden and the bunnies nibbled on and you decided were too...um...ish to eat.
  17. I just realized that I said that Bark is Bob. Well, would you believe it, Bob is the name of my grandpa that Bark reminds me of. It all fits together soo perfectly.
  18. Yes. Kind of like Bob Wallace and Phil Davis, right? You're Phil and you write the songs, and Bark is Bob and composes the music.
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