Jump to content
Twins Daily
  • Create Account

Platoon

Verified Member
  • Posts

    5,830
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    6

 Content Type 

Profiles

News

Minnesota Twins Videos

2026 Minnesota Twins Top Prospects Ranking

2022 Minnesota Twins Draft Picks

Minnesota Twins Free Agent & Trade Rumors, Notes, & Tidbits

Guides & Resources

2023 Minnesota Twins Draft Picks

The Minnesota Twins Players Project

2024 Minnesota Twins Draft Picks

2025 Minnesota Twins Draft Pick Tracker

2026 Minnesota Twins Draft Tracker: Picks & Bonuses

Forums

Blogs

Events

Store

Downloads

Gallery

Everything posted by Platoon

  1. Dislexia rears its ugly head yet again!
  2. Even in ND water is level! Hell, all of ND is level!
  3. I do have a question/comment about baseball! (I wanted to get the silly baseball talk out of the way early) Did anyone ever think when Suzuki was signed, he would end up as the #5 hitter for the Twins? I know they score a lot of runs, but there just seems something odd about seeing him in that spot in the order!
  4. that's not a new concept, I changed my birthday on my DL in high school! It used to be easier!
  5. It is more likely Brian's wife wants him to sit closer to the TV, so he is farther from her! This could, or could not have something to do with his aforementioned disregard for bodily odor(s)!
  6. I had no idea those Japanese Flying Carp got that large?
  7. During the current Twins offense barrage, anyone who can pitch to a 9.0 or below is a WINNER! But in the end, the law of averages always prevails!
  8. A late winner! Post of the evening!
  9. There is no way my piano bench will ever fit under that!
  10. That has been a life long contention of mine. Another example, if your shirt can be tucked in, it can be tucked out. Alas I have found people outside the immediate geographic area have little understanding of the proper use of the English language!
  11. You either did the Google, or you are well traveled?
  12. I always wondered what would have happened if Michaelangelo had been afraid of heights?
  13. I grew up 25 mi vest of dare. I vas middle aged before I found out dat da term "plug it out" is not how you describe disconnecting the electrical cord of an appliance! . Now that I am on TD Game threads I found it necessary to improve my use of the English language so as to maintain the high standards herein!
  14. They told me I talked funny? I replied, Yah, right! I haff no idea wear de get dat? At least we don't callCream of Wheat "Grits"
  15. That's ok Bark, you will be fine! The nice men in the white coats will be there soon. They will take you to a nice happy place!
  16. Oh my, you don't know what that is? How do you guys have funerals up there? Way better than funeral hot dish!
  17. I do! I do! The biggest thing is to skip your own generation!
  18. Bunnies are not ish to eat! You sauté them a little, a side of German potato salad, and a nice fruity white!
  19. In winter I put my hands in Zuchinnis. They are cheaper than leather gloves, and edible after use. The only drawback is it's hard to text with them on!
×
×
  • Create New...