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  1. USAFChief
    Heh...speaking of snail track meets //break break...how's that for an entrance?// I had a racing snail a few years back. I though maybe taking his shell off would help with his speed...but it just made him more sluggish.
  2. USAFChief
    When driving at such speeds, I find closing my eyes to be calming.
  3. USAFChief
    So I headed over to Twinkie Town to check out their take, as I sometimes do. This made me laugh: (headline) J T Chargois Get the Call Kyle Gibson is back too.
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  5. USAFChief
    So, if the Twins offered Boston any five players off the Minnesota 25 man, for free, with the stipulation it had to be five and they had to stay on Boston's 25 man, would Boston take the offer?
  6. USAFChief
    The ol' "golden sombrero."
  7. USAFChief
    Dick: "Ooohhh. Close to strike three."
  8. USAFChief
    Dickbert complaining about Tonkin throwing so many pitches. To which I ask...is there a state law, or something, mandating he stay in there? Or could he get guys out?
  9. USAFChief
    buxton catches that.
  10. USAFChief
    He took it to left center as a final middle finger to TR, too.
  11. USAFChief
    I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
  12. USAFChief
    http://www.quote-coyote.com/album/small/Steven-Wright-jokes.jpg
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    http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-i-bought-my-brother-some-gift-wrap-for-christmas-i-took-it-to-the-gift-wrap-department-and-told-steven-wright-335659.jpg I haven't read the entire thread...have we really went this far without a Steven Wright reference? Inconcievable.
  14. USAFChief
    Jepsen looks shell shocked.
  15. USAFChief
    Miguel Sano leads the Twins with 27 RBI. Boston has SIX players with more than that. Including one with more than DOUBLE that. I know it's fashionable to think RBI is a meaningless stat. I do not concur. EDIT: With that 2 run double, make it seven players with more than Sano's 27.
  16. USAFChief
    Joe Mauer, clutch RBI guy.
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  18. USAFChief
    Bo-SHEARS!
  19. USAFChief
    For the Twins, you mean, right?
  20. USAFChief
    Unless that's a picture from opening day, I'm skeptical.
  21. USAFChief
    I went golfing earlier today...terrible caddie. Awful. I told him so. "You must be the worst caddie in the world" I said. "Well, maybe...but that would be one hell of a coincidence." he replied.
  22. USAFChief
    Here in game-thread land, this is what we like to refer to as JINX
  23. USAFChief
    Had an extra shot of "coffee" or two this morning, Dave?
  24. USAFChief
    K. I name him..."Ralph." PM me for an address.
  25. USAFChief
    Can't touch this bullpen.
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