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  1. USAFChief
    So I'm in this bar the other night, just chillin' at the end of the bar, minding my own business, when this man storms in, waiving a pistol around wildly, shouting that he's going to "Shoot the SOB who's been sleeping with my WIFE!!" Well, as you can imagine, men were diving under tables, running for the bathroom, etc etc. A real free for all. As I am somewhat want to do, I though I might try to difuse the situation with a little humor, so I calmly sat there, waited out the initial frenzy, and then when it got a little more quite, I looked at him, and told the poor fellow, "Dude, you've only got one clip."
  2. USAFChief
    Mauerzee!!
  3. USAFChief
    winner.
  4. USAFChief
    possibly.
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  6. USAFChief
    Formerly, far-fetched? False, friend.
  7. USAFChief
    Well that de-escalated quickly.
  8. USAFChief
    So, in my military career, I found myself in a very dangerous situation in Iraq. But I figured a way out. Iran.
  9. USAFChief
    Hahahahah...Dick was crushed Polanco lined a single to center instead of bunting.
  10. USAFChief
    63.
  11. USAFChief
    Perhaps with a link to the posting guidelines: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vkroRwsA1r3s5n0o1_500.jpg
  12. USAFChief
    I honestly think Payton Manning could have a future in acting if he chose. He seems to me a natural.
  13. USAFChief
    raises hand. but it was on the shortest hole on a short par-3 course, so maybe it doesn't count. Although...I still had to buy beers, so I count it.
  14. USAFChief
    Huh...that old thing? Sure. What could it be worth??
  15. USAFChief
    http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2015/04/Am-I-fat---funny-meme-fails.jpg
  16. USAFChief
    In all honesty, the "error" stat has never been more legitimate. If you get charged with an error these days, it's an out that absolutely, positively should have been an out. It's danged near impossible to be charged with an error these days. The only exception would be when an outfielder makes a good throw, it hits a sliding runner and gets away, allowing runner(s) to advance. That's sometimes a tough error. Otherwise, the error stat is absolutely one good way to judge defense.
  17. USAFChief
    We have several game thread volunteer opportunities remaining in August. Tomorrow, the 19th, and the 21st are the next three. PM me!
  18. USAFChief
    That question was BEGGING for a 'no.'
  19. USAFChief
    No.
  20. USAFChief
    I think the decision to move May to the pen was made based on a need for bullpen help.
  21. USAFChief
    I guess baseballs only have seams in the top half of innings.
  22. USAFChief
    Things there can be no explanation for: -the meaning of life -the nature of the universe -somebody is paying for those Jack Links sasquatch commercials
  23. USAFChief
    False. The mods love it. The OWNERS don't like it.
  24. USAFChief
    I predict a long, successful and frequent game thread career.
  25. USAFChief
    False. Nothing, and I mean nothing, about Gibson screams "one hit" wonder.
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