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  1. USAFChief
    WINNAH!!! Feels like we STOLE one!
  2. USAFChief
    Y'know, people used to laugh at me when I said I would be a comedian someday. Well, nobodies laughing now.
  3. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief and I love to go camping. A few weeks ago we were up in the beautiful Catalinas, just north of Tucson, at about 8000 feet, enjoying an absolutely beautiful, moonless night. The stars! Billions of them. Mrs Chief looked over at me, and asked, "Will you look at that. Tell me dear, what do you see?" "I see billions and billions of stars!" "And what does that tell us?" she asked? "Well, it tells me I'm but an infinitesimal speck in a vast, limitless cosmos. I am probably looking at other ecosystems, much more advanced than ours. What does it tell you, honey?" She looked at me for just a second, and said "Somebody stole our tent."
  4. USAFChief
    At the same casino I talked about earlier, we went to see another magician. There's usually a pretty cosmopolitan crowd, and that night was no exception. We were in the back row, and right next to us were a French couple, a Spaniard, and a German. The magician noticed us way in the back, and he shouted out "can you guys see, way back there in the back?" So we all jumped up and shouted "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja"
  5. USAFChief
    Have a night, Robbie.
  6. USAFChief
    Dick is close to an anueryism.
  7. USAFChief
    Honest to God, I can't let this go. I want Mauer out of the GD lineup. I'm sick of this. I'd rather watch Park or Vargas take three big hacks and K than watch Mauer passively let every pitcher dictate every AB, while passing the responsibility of DOING SOMETHING to everyone else in the lineup. Edit: Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the tylenol?
  8. USAFChief
    ick.
  9. USAFChief
    Did we really just take Sano out of the game for a trail pinch runner?
  10. USAFChief
    Mauer taking that 2-0 fastball, center cut, is a crime against baseball, and he's a habitual criminal.
  11. USAFChief
    In the count, I mean.
  12. USAFChief
    Mauer's going deep here.
  13. USAFChief
    Our third base coach **** up in the 2nd looms large.
  14. USAFChief
    I'm just a simpleton, I guess, because I'm pretty easily fooled by an ERA over 8, a WHIP of 1.71 and as many walks as K.
  15. USAFChief
    Oh I don't know. The first 3 or 4 hundred times aren't so bad.
  16. USAFChief
    Here in Tucson we have 4 casinos, 2 each for the 2 native nations. They get some first class entertainment, too, and Mrs Chief and I like to take advantage. Last weekend one of them had a fantastic magician up from Mexico. I remember being so impressed, he told us he would disappear on the count of three, and just like that..."Uno! Dos!" and *poof* he was gone. Gone without a Tres.
  17. USAFChief
    Duffey needs to stay right where he is. Throwing a couple miles an hour faster, and able to go through an order one time flipping that big curve up there. That doesn't work the second or third time through, particularly with lower velo and no third pitch.
  18. USAFChief
    As a child, I wondered many things about the bible. Like...one time I asked my Sunday School teacher where Noah kept the bees. ... ... She told me "In the Arc Hives."
  19. USAFChief
    oooohhhhhhh....it's like the Bloods and Crips up in here.
  20. USAFChief
    Nice job Sanozee.
  21. USAFChief
    Nice job, Mauerzee.
  22. USAFChief
    http://www.philippinesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Fargo-movie-poster.jpg
  23. USAFChief
    Can we put together an inning, perpetesake?
  24. USAFChief
    Two ground balls, two singles. Can we get a break?
  25. USAFChief
    Off the bat I thought Castro got that one.
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