Sven and Ole, brothers, live next door to each other.
They were talking over the fence between their yards.
"Ole," said Sven, " you mebbe should getcha some new curtains for da house."
"Now vy would wouldja say sumptin like dat," says Ole. "You know I hate ta spent money on dat kinda stuff."
"Vell, yeahbut...it might be time, don'tchaknow. Me and Tina can see right tru da olt ones. Last night we could see you and Lena in the bedroom. Doing...Vell...you know...."
"Vell now I know you're yust pullin' my leg," says Ole. "I vasn't even home last night."