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  1. USAFChief
    Joe Mauer, clutch RBI guy.
  2. USAFChief
    Loosah.
  3. USAFChief
    http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/hanks-davinci.jpg Huh?
  4. USAFChief
    I honestly feel a bit bad for Dick. He's got a tough job. And getting tougher by the week.
  5. USAFChief
    Just take the called third strike, for a change, Plouff-see. Skip the eye roll, the bat raise, the look of pained unbelief. It's...old.
  6. USAFChief
    http://www.edadrian.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/FullMetalSgt.jpg That's not Private Pyle, Maggot! Now get your $*#* in one SACK marine!!
  7. USAFChief
    I told a story a page or two back.
  8. USAFChief
    LOL. Ball goes into the overhang seats. Usually people would be scrambling over each other for the ball. One guy finally decides to reach over an pick it up, calmly sits down, and barely even makes the effort to show it to his girl. Thus is the state of the Twins fanbase.
  9. USAFChief
    Foghorn! Haven't seen you around in a couple days.
  10. USAFChief
    In a season of disappointment, Trevor May is among the worst, for me at least. He SHOULD be dominant. He's not even mediocre.
  11. USAFChief
    Sorry I'm late to the thread. I was returning to Tucson on a business trip. Which reminds me of a story...I know, I know, you're all shocked. Anywhoo...it was one of those Southwest flights where they just let you pick your own seat when you get on. I was like the last one on, and wouldn't you know, the only seat left was next to these two smart alec young whippersnappers who were sort of making fun of my age, in a tone and volumn that were designed to make sure I could just overhear enough to get the idea. I thought I'd try to make nice and offered to go get the first guy a coke. He said "Sure thing, old timer! And make it snappy." I had taken my shoes off to be comfortable, and didn't even wait to put them back on. I just got up, thought "I'll be the better man," and whent to get his drink. Came back, and the other punk says, "Hey...where's MY coke?" So I grit my teeth, go off, and return with his drink. As we were landing, I put my shoes on, and...dangit...those two punks SPIT in my shoes when I went to get them a drink! Well, I could hold my tongue no longer. "Y'know," I said, "At my age I've just about lost patience for these kinds of juvenile pranks. Ridiculous. Spitting in an old man's shoes. Peeing in someone's coke!"
  12. USAFChief
    Not lose contact with the bag? We don't complain about a throw just beating a hitter to first by one instant.
  13. USAFChief
    Fantastic job with the game threads, HBD!
  14. USAFChief
    So say you. I think you overstate the case, but whatever the level, it is part of what makes him potentially available. And wouldn't bother KC much if he were giving up fewer runs.
  15. USAFChief
    Ventura isn't an "underachiever who was (formerly) high regarded?" Heck, he's still high(ly) regarded.
  16. USAFChief
    Great job everyone. Thanks!
  17. USAFChief
    Hey, we resemble that remark!
  18. USAFChief
    Not me, I had the second week of June. I win. Again.
  19. USAFChief
    winnah!
  20. USAFChief
    http://images3.mtv.com/uri/mgid:file:docroot:vh1.com:/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/rock_honors_the_who_2008/sexiest_rock_frontwomen/2637336_10.jpg?enlarge=false&matte=true&matteColor=black&quality=0.85 Understandable.
  21. USAFChief
    Yeah...I'm skeptical.
  22. USAFChief
    What was all that talk about a signed baseball?
  23. USAFChief
    I guess there was little in the way of repeat business, then.
  24. USAFChief
    Went to visit a friend, and we got into a big argument. "Today's youth are too dependent on technology," he declared. "I don't know," I replied. "We're pretty dependent on it too, even at our age." "No" "Yes" Back and forth, back and forth. FInally, I had had enough and decided to prove it to him. I disconnected his life support.
  25. USAFChief
    Eduardo scizzorhands!
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