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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. USAFChief
    Huh. I'da guessed he had been less successful than that.
  2. USAFChief
    Low pressure??? Dude...Cleveland lost. Chance to pick up a full game tonight.
  3. USAFChief
    "Shah-GWAHHHHH."
  4. USAFChief
    I dunno...What's been pretty disappointing, if you ask me.
  5. USAFChief
    Long hitter.
  6. USAFChief
    I had lunch at the park with the Dalai Lama today. He went up to the hot dog vender and asked him to make him one with everything.
  7. USAFChief
    Followers referred to as "Cromulants," natch.
  8. USAFChief
    That throw to second darn near nailed Tonkin.
  9. USAFChief
    Your Mrs is tough to please.
  10. USAFChief
    Buxton is so fast, he walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and the bartender said what'll ya have?
  11. USAFChief
    Anybody know what the Cards reportedly offered Pujols?
  12. USAFChief
    The Cards reportedly offered Pujols $210M.
  13. USAFChief
    The Cards reportedly offered Pujols $210M.
  14. USAFChief
    http://gifsb.in/hat-tip/tumblr_lsau46tqT41qcwlib.gif
  15. USAFChief
    I think Bonnes subcontracted some of the writing to a Bangledeshi outfit.
  16. USAFChief
    Brian didn't talk about his "defense" tonight playing softball. From what I hear, he wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger...and then it hit him.
  17. USAFChief
    Fortunately, I'm getting treatment, but my shrink says it'll be difficult to treat. That's right....it's complex.
  18. USAFChief
    I've developed a phobia of over-engineered groups of buildings. A complex complex complex.
  19. USAFChief
    RB's jersey.
  20. USAFChief
    Giavotella is not amused by the game thread.
  21. USAFChief
  22. USAFChief
    Ok, one more: Churchill and a Methodist pastor at dinner, waitress asks "drinks?" Churchill orders. Pastor: "I'd sooner commit adultery than taste alcohol." Churchill: "Come back, I didn't realize we had a choice."
  23. USAFChief
    Probably because neither said many of them.
  24. USAFChief
    Lady Astor: You are drunk. Winston Churchill: Yes, and you are ugly. In the morning I'll be sober.
  25. USAFChief
    no question.
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