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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. USAFChief
    I've been told velocity is overrated.
  2. USAFChief
    Yeah..."Someone who points out the obvious."
  3. USAFChief
    What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
  4. USAFChief
    Hicksie ties it up!!1! Wait...
  5. USAFChief
    I know a guy.
  6. USAFChief
    Proof positive one can still get a buzz on via $8 beers.
  7. USAFChief
    My friend slept with a woman last night who cooked him pasta for supper. ... She gave him carbs. ... ba dum tsch
  8. USAFChief
    Feeling like a dead duck.
  9. USAFChief
    Where this article misses the point is in thinking that getting lucky for two months on Abad, and 15 innings on Boshers, is reason to excuse lack of any meaningful effort elsewhere. Good bullpens aren't one or two pitchers deep. There's no reason the Twins couldn't have added multiple options. Depending on Glen Perkins, only to get nothing from him, is an argument AGAINST Ryan's pen construction, not an excuse for the disaster it's been. The bullpen is thin. That was going to be the case no matter how the rest of the team performed. That there are other problems isn't reason to excuse the offseason. You won't get sympathy from me if you ignore the bald tires on your car, only to learn later you need a transmission and an overhaul too. The tires still blew and need replacement, and ignoring them was always going to come back to hurt you. Likewise the bullpen. It's bad, and needed fixing.
  10. USAFChief
    Hell, Anything with more IP than runs allowed is gravy.
  11. USAFChief
    http://www.collativelearning.com/PICS%20FOR%20WEBSITE/SHINING%20EXPANDED%202/jack%20chop%20first%20door.jpg Worked for Nicholson.
  12. USAFChief
    That's a clown post, bro.
  13. USAFChief
    The rest of us will chime in, and not aggrandize right along with you.
  14. USAFChief
    Special thanks to Samplesizeofone for picking up today's game thread on short notice. Much appreciated!! Now back to your regularly scheduled hijinks. And with that, I see we're in a rain delay. Hijinks will have to wait.
  15. USAFChief
    Winnah!
  16. USAFChief
  17. USAFChief
    Names rhyme, for one thing.
  18. USAFChief
    Tonkin trying to save Molly a "talking to" over the whole "souvineers for every kid in left field" thing.
  19. USAFChief
    If you pronounce this "Roe-ghears" and "Boe-shears" it sounds better.
  20. USAFChief
    They're weighing multiple offers. That's the only plausible explanation.
  21. USAFChief
    ftfm.
  22. USAFChief
    Even Dickbert couldn't resist the snark after the top of the 4th.
  23. USAFChief
    Dave St Peter is going to have a little talk with Molitor...he's not doing the ticket sales staff any favors taking out Duffey after just three innings. There were two kids out there in left who didn't have a souvineer ball yet.
  24. USAFChief
    For the record...we trail the Phillies by 8 games. 8.
  25. USAFChief
    I tell ya I get no respect. The doorbell just rang and Mrs Chief asked me to hide in the closet.
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