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  1. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief and I had a sort of...embarrassing incident in church last Sunday. I "let one go," but silently. Then another, but fortunately not a sound. I leaned over and asked her if she had noticed, sort of proud of my ability to be quiet. She looked at me with "that look," and asked me when was the last time I put new batteries in my hearing aid.
  2. USAFChief
    My trip home from work was scary. Mrs Chief called on the cell to tell me to be careful...there was a lunatic driving the wrong way home on the freeway. I told her it was even worse...there were hundreds of them!
  3. USAFChief
    Plooff-see!
  4. USAFChief
    How many plate appearances?
  5. USAFChief
    A couple days ago, someone posted after the Zac Brown concert at TF that they "didn't get" country music. Perhaps you're just listening to the wrong stuff. Try this:
  6. USAFChief
    If you're inclined to post "buy low, sell high," this is exactly the kind of buy low opportunity you are talking about.
  7. USAFChief
  8. USAFChief
    Bo-SHEARS!
  9. USAFChief
    For the Twins, you mean, right?
  10. USAFChief
    Unless that's a picture from opening day, I'm skeptical.
  11. USAFChief
    I went golfing earlier today...terrible caddie. Awful. I told him so. "You must be the worst caddie in the world" I said. "Well, maybe...but that would be one hell of a coincidence." he replied.
  12. USAFChief
    Here in game-thread land, this is what we like to refer to as JINX
  13. USAFChief
    Had an extra shot of "coffee" or two this morning, Dave?
  14. USAFChief
    K. I name him..."Ralph." PM me for an address.
  15. USAFChief
    Can't touch this bullpen.
  16. USAFChief
    Terrible news in the Chief family. My best friend from high school passed away. We played ball together, and made a point to get together and see a game at least a couple times a year. If anything, he loved baseball more than me. He visited me in my dreams last night, and I figured it was to say a final goodbye. Nope, he was all pumped up. "Chief...they have baseball in heaven!" he said. "And it's just like you're 18 again!" "There is a bit of bad news, though, old friend." he continued. "We have a game tomorrow afternoon, and you're leading off and playing second base."
  17. USAFChief
    "In play, run(s)" please.
  18. USAFChief
    The first step is admitting to a problem, friend.
  19. USAFChief
    http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/blind-old-man-closeup-portrait-senior-mature-nerd-black-glasses-having-trouble-seeing-cell-phone-screen-vision-problems-39253057.jpg
  20. USAFChief
    OK, seriously. Who ARE you, and what have you done with Eduardo Nunez?
  21. USAFChief
    That is true for several Asian cultures, but I don't think so for Japan.
  22. USAFChief
    Nice play Eduardo.
  23. USAFChief
    http://foreveryoungadult.com/_uploads/images2/princessbride_valerie-miraclemax.jpg Careful I shouldn't give you a nice paper cut and pour lemon in it.
  24. USAFChief
    http://37.media.tumblr.com/898a25e52fcebfcbddfe0441124d4061/tumblr_mzaalumFNh1rxm0ceo4_250.gif
  25. USAFChief
    Do we really need to keep mentioning "tragically (broken) hip?" Sorta a senstive subject for a certain demographic.
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