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  1. USAFChief
    Until he was called up. Then its second base, third base CENTER FIELD. "How hard can it be, Wash?"
  2. USAFChief
    In Paddack's defense, he almost always struggles 5th time through the order.
  3. USAFChief
    Brilliant plan having Paddack and TBD start the second half rotation, BTW. With everyone available. But heaven forbid anyone question Rocco. The Rocco Baldelli Anti Defamation League will tear you to shreds.
  4. USAFChief
    Here's a cray-cray idea: teach your draft picks to play a position in the minors.
  5. USAFChief
    I've been told Matt Wallner is 40 percent better than average.
  6. USAFChief
    Wait wait wait Wait just a minute. Mestsauce was watching the Twins? You follow Meatsauce??
  7. USAFChief
    Lee has the batting stance of a little league right fielder
  8. USAFChief
    Phrasing...
  9. USAFChief
    "A HR in 2 of 30 ballparks"
  10. USAFChief
    "Do we need a promo video?" Prolly part of the guaranteed money to the Pohlads.
  11. USAFChief
    Pffft. Big deal. POTUS told you his uncle told him about the UNIBOMBER. The UNIBOMBER wasn't ID'd until 11 years after Trump's uncle passed away.
  12. USAFChief
    Not any more, no.
  13. USAFChief
    Hey, it was just a lame joke. I'll do better, promise
  14. USAFChief
    I had to visit my doctor at the VA this week. "Doc," i said, " you gotta help me. For some reason, I can't stop singing Green Green Grass Of Home." "Ah," he said. "Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Tom Jones Syndrome? Never heard of it. Is that rare," I asked. "Its not unusual."
  15. USAFChief
    Negative: 1st inning wasnt over
  16. USAFChief
    So far.
  17. USAFChief
    Positive: Paddack hasn't issued any walks tonight.
  18. USAFChief
    Provus: "Colorado has yet to win a home series this season." Chief: shushhhh you!
  19. USAFChief
    Rocco has no managerial talent.
  20. USAFChief
    That's pretty neat.
  21. USAFChief
    How about "have them do it?" Maybe ask your best pitchers to pitch. Instead of training pitchers in the minors to throw 80 pitches o er 5 innings once a week... Train them to throw more. Like they used to do. With results as good or better, over more innings, with fewer injuries.
  22. USAFChief
    It only took Baldelli into July to get off his ass and manage a little? Brilliant!
  23. USAFChief
    No
  24. USAFChief
    Among the funniest aspects of the Plouffe faceplant was the ball landing behind him.
  25. USAFChief
    You know Van. He's gonna concoct some lame-ass theory that the two things are unrelated. Guar-own-tee
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