Oh, today is April. Right. I have been a bit slow with my A's. But then i haven't had much to compare to since the Santana Trade, as the Twins haven't been too strong with their Ace either. And i coulda done more with this. I coulda leaned away from the trunk and asked what it felt to be next door neighbors (and then explained that when was a proper Minnesotan resident, i lived next to Byers) or i coulda gone out on an absurdly fragile twig about how they had traded Buxton for an entire team, kinda like Tarkenton to Giants was described to me as a kid. And i still could do those things, if the thread continues. But yeah, it don't seem like this caught on. Actually i like to think you all saw through my cunning ploy, that i'm not left handed, nor could i switch game threads while your back was turned. Well done, you! Anyway, thanks for putting up with my peculiar sense of humor.