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Answer... That is two questions.

I ain't been paying attention. Are any Twins getting All Star election so far?

It's like trench warfare, and not getting gunned down.

Why 5? (why 5?) (why 5?) (why 5?) (why 5?) (why 5?) Yup, i still wanna know?

Hwich Sox are playing the Giants? (and this is Jr. we are talking about i assume?) Not really scoreboard watching. Could probably answer my own questions if i was...

Lemme know when we're back on.

Any knews on this. I think i'd just nodded of in the top of the inning, so just now i rewound to when it happened, and theannouncers didn't know either. They just know he was pointing at the Twins dugout when he was ejected after a brief conversation withone ump, then had a slightly longer one with another (the crew chief?) before he headed off.

Sigh. Not another last at bat home run.

Shut down inning from the Joe. 1 remains more than 0.

Miranda! Oh well. 1 is more than 0.

Bases loaded. Do we have more chance of plating someone with one out?

Luis doin' what Luis does!! Good job with that double starting us off!

Play ball!

I can see my seat from there! Or at least seat i sat in the one time i was there a while back. Some guy in security on the way out said i was in fact the only one wearing a top hat...

Happy July, by the way!

I likewise hope. But none of your new normals here. I want the old one from the before times. And i checked the standings... Twins are 43-36 which is a sum of 79. This is game #80 of our season. He seems to have our number?

We are already missing you! Enjoy the big holiday weekend and all what festivities surround it!

Nobody knows?

It is indeed a rarified air of taunting. What do we gain from a blow out? It is like sailing across the wind and always accelerating instead of running with the wind, and only being able to go as fast as the wind. This is like running with ankle weights. And wrist weights. This is the "jump good" style of management. "Life of the Repo Man is always intense."

And on that note: Was this a hit?

Gee! You have good taste in pitches.

Er... Chief. Not like he'll be even more upset, i suppose.

SeriesW. Done. Anything else?

Things to think about: 0: Thinking. What is it? Are you doing it now? Good for you! It's important. "It seperates us from people who like "Love Song" (great book, dumb title)"* Alas, i like to just pop references in lieu of thinking too often. And i apologize if today is no different. 0: Counting. Some things do, some things don't. Then there is the counter thought: does a counter count? I don't know. Today i'm only a Duke. 1: "I want my Johnson."** This is Wes's final game, right? I will sure miss him. If anyone feels like writing up an homage or other tribute to his wokr here, go for it. 2: Alternating Currently. It seems we win a game. Then they win a game. While it is most considerate of the two teams to take turns, i am torn. Break the cycle. Whether that means going to Direct Current, or 3 phase, i am not wise enough to say.Just not today, as it is our turn. 5*****: Baselines, and the importance of staying in them. Yes it can get monotonous (like Pachabel's Canon) but modern baselines tend to be a bit more lively. Twinians: 0. Chris Archer (R) P 1. Luis Arraez (L) 2B 2. Byron Buxton (R) DH 3. Carlos Correa (R) SS 4. Max Kepler (L) RF 5. Jose Miranda (R) 1B 6. Alex Kirilloff (L) LF 7. Gary Sanchez (R) C 8. Gio Urshela (R) 3B 9. Gilberto Celestino (R) CF Guards: 0. Shane Bieber (R) P 1. Steven Kwan (L) LF 2. Amed Rosario (R) SS 3. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 4. Josh Naylor (L) DH 5. Owen Miller (R) 1B 6. Andres Gimenez (L) 2B 7. Oscar Gonzalez (R) RF 8. Sandy Leon (S) C 9. Myles Straw (R) CF *- Fisher King **- Big Lebowski (bowdlerized, perhaps) ***** implicitely Holy Grail. which means i probably should have quoted Brian to begin with. Does that mean i should start over? But the game is almost upon us. Cheif would be sad already that it isn't up 2 hours early.... Oh well.

I thought we got Pagan for like, 3 years. (I suppose that may not make you feel any better)