@wsnydesI'll call your David Hasselhoff game thread introduction (which was quite the write up. I am envious of your attention to detail) and raise you a Richard Dean Anderson game thread intro, who was born 72.5 years ago (that would be January 23rd, 1950, and according to my glance at wikipedia) in Minnesota, no less. So he's like... topical and stuff. And thematically appropriate. Those of you who think out bullpen somewhat thin, doesn't it make victory more meaningful to see how Rocco's going to MacGyver the last few innings? And when we're on the road at some strange new ballpark like the one in Detroit, isn't that like visiting a new world through a Stargate? Okay maybe that's a bit of a stretch., but a fun one to make. What is the planet of "Detroit" like? And who knows Mr. Anderson might have been a hockey player, but he broke both his arms. We have had our fair share of pitchers we've helped back from injuries. I think he'd approve.
In all the excitement of a more or less spontaneous theme, i kinda lost track. Did i give ya 6 things to think about? Or only 5?
But seeing as thinking is more of an analog process than we usually care to admit, and sometimes higher math is frowned upon in game threads, i gotta ask myself... Do i feel lucky. No, perhaps not. That would be too optimistic for a Minnesotan sports fan. But i'm gonna post this anyway, as the lineups seem to have come out.
Us:
0. Joe Ryan (R) P
1. Luis Arraez (L) 1B
2. Carlos Correa (R) SS
3. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B
4. Max Kepler (L) RF
5. Alex Kirilloff (L) LF
6. Jose Miranda (R) DH
7. Nick Gordon (L) CF
8. Gio Urshela (R) 3B
9. Gary Sanchez (R) C
Them:
0. Michael Pineda (R) P
1. Riley Greene (L) CF
2. Javier Baez (R) SS
3. Robbie Grossman (S) RF
4. Miguel Cabrera (R) DH
5. Harold Castro (L) 1B
6. Jeimer Candelario (S) 3B
7. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Akil Baddoo (L) LF
Hey, look who's playing Left Field for them? Welcome back to the bigs, Mr. Baddoo!
And we're facing only 40% ex-Twins?