Bad ideas for game thread intros:
1. Spoonerisms (work it out for yourself. The least of it is the relative immunity Borrea and Cuxton from spoonerisms)
2. Shaggy dog stories. Take too long to tell, and too hot for the dogs.
3. Pitch puns. 440hz is a recent standard. And who plays High, Low, Jack, and the Game anymore?
4. Peanut Allergies. Charles Schulz not with standing. Is the Doctor in? Will Mr. Brown ever kick the football?
5. Johnny. Who remembers Short Circuit? And are there not better robotics examples more recent in fictiona nd real life?
Canada Toronto:
0. Mitch White (R) P
1. Lourdes Gurriel Jr. (R) LF
2. Vladimir Guerrero (R) 1B
3. Alejandro Kirk (R) DH
4. Teoscar Hernandez (R) RF
5. Bo Bichette (R) SS
6. Matt Chapman (R) 3B
7. Whit Merrifield (R) CF
8. Cavan Biggio (L) 2B
9. Danny Jansen (R) C
Minnesota:
0. Dylan Bundy (R) P
1. Luis Arraez (L) 1B
2. Carlos Correa (R) SS
3. Byron Buxton (R) DH
4. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B
5. Max Kepler (L) RF
6. Jose Miranda (R) 3B
7. Nick Gordon (L) CF
8. Jake Cave (L) LF
9. Sandy Leon (S) C
Anyway, go for it. Have a better idea than them.