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  1. Circus Boy
    I've got a plethora of likes. Have mine.
  2. Circus Boy
    Come for the bad baseball, stay for the colonoscopies.
  3. Circus Boy
    Oh, and by the way, this... BATMAN: I hear that dynamic bunch, the Twins, has hired Forrest Gump as the new bench coach. ROBIN: Offense or defense, oh Caped One? BATMAN: Offense. He gave everyone a box of chocolates and told them to eat every piece in one sitting. ROBIN: Holy non sequiturs, Batman! How will that help the Twins' bats? BATMAN: Simple, my young friend. Mr. Gump assured the team they'd all get the runs now.
  4. Circus Boy
    Jerr, we're 3-0 since Wednesday. Are you not entertained?
  5. Circus Boy
    MLB Quick Pitch just announced his new contract: Ten years, $150M.
  6. Circus Boy
    Well, as mama always said, "Nothing good happens after midnight." Except the most miraculous DP of the year.
  7. Circus Boy
    A big negatory on that.
  8. Circus Boy
    Spock rides a little high in the saddle.
  9. Circus Boy
    Stop bring up baseball. Oh, and Bartolo Colon wants a word with you.
  10. Circus Boy
    I and the trans community salute you.
  11. Circus Boy
    Oh, and hey, I didn't get a like out of RB.
  12. Circus Boy
    Entertaining game and thread. Thank you all!
  13. Circus Boy
    But... but... you're a mod! You can't never run out of likes!
  14. Circus Boy
    You woke up the bears! Why did you do that?
  15. Circus Boy
    Would this be one of the inscrutable Unwritten Laws of Baseball?
  16. Circus Boy
    Yeah, but statistics show we only have a 75 percent chance of losing. So I'm tellin' ya there's a chance.
  17. Circus Boy
    You always make that sound like a bad thing.
  18. Circus Boy
    Too much cowbell.
  19. Circus Boy
    I'm afraid we've entered a New Normal era.
  20. Circus Boy
    One of life's most important things: Don't trust Whitey's.
  21. Circus Boy
    No need for CBUs anymore. So sad.
  22. Circus Boy
    Word on the street is he farted in their general direction. Now carry on. Got to get a word with Sir Robin.
  23. Circus Boy
    Because, Mr. Smith, 2 + 2 = 5.
  24. Circus Boy
    After reading all the analyses here, I'm starting over on my expectations for the season. My belief early on was 86-76 and wildcard. Something special. Now the most I see is an MLB record 39 wins. Still special, just not the way any of us would hope. Likely I'm wrong again. How wrong? Well, what if the team plays .500 or better the rest of the way with the players we have? TR then cites this improvement as a good reason not to make any moves. We plan. God laughs.
  25. Circus Boy
    No, we shouldn't trade Nunez to the Padres.
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