Ya know who I feel bad for? Ryan Howard. He used to be one of the most steady, surefire players in the game. He's fallen a long ways. It's no fun for him anymore.
Good job, Mr. Dozier. Now, if Jepsen comes out in the 8th, I will drive to the stadium and run onto the field, douse gasoline over my body and set myself on fire. Overreaction?
Message to pen: You have one job. EDIT: Message to Molly: Why not leave in Ervin for the duration? 2ND EDIT: Was typing at same time as HIAPinch. His thought is more original by one minute.