Fell asleep on the couch in the 4th inning last night, so thankful the Twins didn't need my participation in their quite satisfying win. In any event, I'd run out of words.
Gibby looks good. Still, distressing we went down on 8 pitches in the first when Bauer averages almost 20 pitches per inning. Got to get him throwing a bunch.
This is a very funny game thread. Upvotes to all! EDIT ADD: I even tried a couple of Chief's jokes on my wife, and she smiled, which is as good as a guffaw.
My goodness. Gimenez's doesn't even hit his weight lifetime, and his best season for HRs was 5 a couple years ago with Texas. Maybe our new baseball people are smarter than TD posters like me.
I was going to mention this pregame as an antijinx post -- "Let's keep the steak! But allow four runs this time!" -- but thought better of it. Baseball gods would see through my gossamer ruse.
Somewhere a little boy's request from his hospital bed that Rosario hit three home runs came true. Now the little bastard wants a no-hitter tonight from Santana or he'll croak. He's playin' hardball.