a guy and his Monkey walk into a bar, the monkey jumps up on the pool table and eats the cue ball. The bar tender yells at the and kicks them out... Two weeks later the guy and his monkey return, the bar tender yells at the guy. " you get that darn monkey outta here". The guy says, no no, he's learned his lesson. So the bar tender agrees. The the monkey jumps up on the bar and grabs an olive out of the jar, sticks it in his butt, then eats it. The bar tender kicks them out, but the guy stats wait, wait, I told you he learned his lesson! After the cue ball he checks his food for size first.