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  1. Blake
    I have to call you on this one: Twins fans, by their very nature, are not a fussy bunch. If we were, would we be following the sorry excuse for an MLB team known as the Twins?
  2. Blake
    Sounds like abuse of a perfectly good tap, to me.
  3. Blake
    I see your point.
  4. Blake
    And convert Jepsen into DFA.
  5. Blake
    Well, I like the idea of cars, but the Yugo was a bad idea.
  6. Blake
    On a recent trip through the Midwest, we were just outside of Omaha and used FourSquare to find a place to eat. Found an outstanding Steakhouse and Brew pub and had a very nice Porter that was brewed in house.
  7. Blake
    twinsnorth: Beer Coach, esq.
  8. Blake
    If at first you don't succeed....
  9. Blake
    "Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - Cliff Clavin, of Cheers
  10. Blake
    RB, you should write a book, "A Thousand and One Weird Ideas for a Baseball Thread." Oh wait, the book is slowly being compiled on TD. Excellent job with the thread. Miller beer isn't genuine anything, unless genuinely bad counts for something.
  11. Blake
    The player of the game for the Marlins will be the Twins pitching staff.
  12. Blake
    Twins still have a chance for historically bad rather than just Twins bad?
  13. Blake
    The whole "bases loaded without a run" thing is approaching the absurd. You would think at some point the team would regress to the mean. This team is not only bad, but unlucky.
  14. Blake
    Off topic, I see that Ventura got 9 games off. Sounds like great fit for the Twins. In fact, the marketing possibilities positively give me goosebumps! For instance: "Twins, come for the game, stay for the crazy!" Or: "This bout is scheduled for 9 innings! And in this corner, weighing in at 175lbs of crazy heat: "Yordano Ventura!"
  15. Blake
    I think flogging is a better idea.
  16. Blake
    He probably won't take BP, figuring Twins pitching will be all he needs.
  17. Blake
    Private Snowball!!
  18. Blake
    You did the right thing, turned away, then you looked back? Tsk tsk tsk.
  19. Blake
    Great, that didn't end well at all.
  20. Blake
    Well, the Twins are certainly working on Number 2.....
  21. Blake
    There's no saving this. Which is why I turned the game off. Earlier, I asked if the Twins won, if this would be the first series sweep at home by the Twins. In retrospect, I should have known better.
  22. Blake
    By the way, Bremer's "May grew up a Mariners fan and just missed pitching to Ichiro.." was some of the most inane drivel I've ever heard from Dick.
  23. Blake
    Firehose, followed by a pressure washer then bleach. If you're gonna clean house, don't settle for half-measures.
  24. Blake
    In same ways, that's bit disappointing. The way I see it, if you're going down in flames, go down in style.
  25. Blake
    Trevor the Travesty?
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