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Craig Arko

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Everything posted by Craig Arko

  1. Craig Arko
    I read MAD magazine all the time.
  2. Craig Arko
    Hey, Sundown. You'd better take care. Don't be creepin' 'round my back stairs.
  3. Craig Arko
    More of a Beh, I should think. Beh-REE-oss, with a long 'o'.
  4. Craig Arko
    Win-nah
  5. Craig Arko
    I believe a remake of "The Boys from Brazil" is in the works based on those three.
  6. Craig Arko
    It's raining now, so we'll have to see.
  7. Craig Arko
    I just want to see the kid pitch with confidence. The rest will follow.
  8. Craig Arko
    Q: What's the difference between Lord Voldemort and Carly Fiorina? A: Despite his best efforts, he failed to destroy HP.
  9. Craig Arko
    Associated Press.
  10. Craig Arko
    Ted Cruz picks Carly Fiorina as running mate. I can see Brock doing cartwheels already.
  11. Craig Arko
    You have become so noble I shall henceforth refer to thee as "Sir Michael."
  12. Craig Arko
    I suppose the correct response is 'Marla Maples.'
  13. Craig Arko
    As timewarps go, this one sounds more like 1791, or one of those trips back out of Dark Shadows.
  14. Craig Arko
    $0.02
  15. Craig Arko
    I still fondly remember a story written for a school project when I was around 8-9. "The Cake that Devoured Cleveland." A mysterious spaceship landed on a hill. From inside a cake came out. Then it devoured Cleveland. And then it went back. Epic, I tell you, epic. I won't try to reproduce the illustrations here. Perhaps young J.O. will be that cake today.
  16. Craig Arko
    Don't forget the rest of the Carbon footprint, too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_footprint
  17. Craig Arko
    It does seem like the right move at the right time.
  18. Craig Arko
    HMS Victory.
  19. Craig Arko
    Seems more appropriate for this evening.
  20. Craig Arko
    I see that Jose Cuervo deal has paid off big time here.
  21. Craig Arko
    The Incredible Two-headed Ninja.
  22. Craig Arko
    We didn't even have our first satellite in orbit until I was five... months old.
  23. Craig Arko
    CST Chief Standard Time.
  24. Craig Arko
    Moments later...
  25. Craig Arko
    My idea of natives.
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