No, this is a Zen Koan: The nephew of the famed Zen master Hakuin was an accomplished young musician. Quanhuo, named in honor of a wise Ch'an master, was trained in all eight of the tones: silk, bamboo, wood, stone, metal, clay, gourd and animal hide. His most outstanding talent was in playing the Se, the 25-stringed zither with movable bridges. His Se transcriptions of melodies from Zhu Zaiyu brought him renown, first in his own humble village and eventually throughout the province. When he was only a young man, he received an invitation from the emperor's palace, to come perform at the greatest concert hall in Beijing. Quanhuo felt this was an opportunity he could hardly pass up, as it was his chance for wealth for himself and for his family if he made a very good impression upon the royalty. He borrowed enough money to arrange travel to the capital city, with promises that he would pay his benefactors double when he made his fortune. On the appointed day, he arrived in the city. It was by far the largest place he had ever seen. When he reached the center of this overwhelming city, he approached a member of the military guard. "A thousand pardons. Please, how do I get to the famous concert hall on Bei Xin Hua Jie?" he asked. "Practice," said the officer, kindly. At that, Quanhuo was enlightened, and returned home at once to resume his musical studies. Unfortunately, his creditors found out about this stupid blunder, and learning that he had no more money they beat him to death, then came to his uncle seeking compensation. And at that, Hakuin was enlightened; he forsook further study and contemplation, and finally got a job. And at that, the game thread participants were enlightened.