I dunno, man. The dude has a crooked face: A. Crooked. Face. I mean, honestly. I'm not a scout, some of whom prize "the good face", but this guy's seems the opposite.* Kidding aside, I looked around. If the aim is to get through 2018, with someone better at the plate than Bobby Wilson, it ought to be possible to find someone under-utilized at AAA and do a small cash deal, sending Wilson their way as a mentor in AAA. Tony Sanchez is hitting well at Texas's AAA club, KC has Cam Gallagher, Cincy has Chad Tromp. Not big names, but I'd ask my database guys to check what anybody thinks of their glove, and give those teams a jingle. I found it interesting that when I did my little search, Astudillo's name also popped up as someone to try - I don't understand why he hasn't been given a chance behind the dish. If the manager's standards are that high, no AAA backup is probably going to be given a better chance than Willians - a legitimate bat with Wilson's glove probably would already be a starter and thus unavailable. For a longer term solution, I come to probably the same conclusion, and target the guy with the crooked face. * If I'm making fun of a congenital condition or an accident, I'm sorry... but I bet he's heard this before.