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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    And now 2 runs and 2 hits, but an additional strikeout. Mixed feelings?
  2. ashbury
    They cut him when Coomer took him deep 3 times in the first inning.
  3. ashbury
    Tonight I wish the Twins batters were as clear about this.
  4. ashbury
    Carnac: Lipstick. Ed: Lipstick. Carnac: Lipstick. Ed: Lipstick. Carnac: [pause] Yes, I think we're clear on this part of the routine. Ed: My apologies o Wise One, your answer had a certain je ne sais quoi. Carnac: May a crazed Italian mail a French post card to your daughter. Ed: Hey-yo! The envelope, please? Carnac: On the coldest winter day in Grand Forks, what happens when you kiss a lamppost?
  5. ashbury
    All right, you leave me no choice but the Nuclear Option. 11. Lipstick / because, you know, this one goes to 11
  6. ashbury
    It's my parakeet's bowling night, so I have to take a short break now....
  7. ashbury
    I see your sig, and raise you an avatar.
  8. ashbury
    If Chief were still here to issue me a Like, I'd come up with something funny about lipstick in response.
  9. ashbury
    Good point - shoulda worked that one up as a Carnac bit. Woulda and coulda, also.
  10. ashbury
    Don't go! How will we know when Pelfrey has had enough???
  11. ashbury
    Is Michael Bourn any relation to the Australian ballplayer Mel Bourn?
  12. ashbury
    It's like looking in the abyss.
  13. ashbury
    Bing Translator is saying I've reached the daily limit unless I pay. So I'm out.
  14. ashbury
    I parle un p.u. aujourd'hui.
  15. ashbury
    Fair's fair. I stole it from Sarah Palin.
  16. ashbury
    Python.
  17. ashbury
    Terry Ryan est un grand homme, et nous devrions tous heureux qu'il travaille pour les Jumeaux de Minnesota. / oui, péche á la traíne
  18. ashbury
    Mio hovercraft pieno di anguille.
  19. ashbury
    That's because after cautioning the audience to keep it clean, I went rogue.
  20. ashbury
  21. ashbury
    9. Lipstick
  22. ashbury
    Nooooooooooo! No wait, make it a challenge - come up with a punchline that doesn't have to do with whiskers (which would get the winner banned).
  23. ashbury
    Way waaaay out in left field does sound about right.
  24. ashbury
    For that matter, how does Science explain catfish?
  25. ashbury
    I enjoy fishing. I define fishing as drinking beer in a rowboat on a sunny day, about 20 yards from shore. There, I think I'm caught up - game thread started early and I didn't.
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