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  1. National sex addiction hotline (877-259-5634), my brother.
  2. Be sure to tell them that. They'll be gentle.
  3. Yes CTTF. Tell them you are "glunn".
  4. I have gone days in Vegas without seeing civilization in any way shape or form.
  5. That's the beauty of a really good hanging curve - so many good ways to go with it.
  6. Nice game. Overmatched by the starter, but they hung in and kept it close, so that better things could come in the late innings.
  7. Careful you don't click the heels; they might take you to Kansas.
  8. National Problem Gambling Helpline Network (800-522-4700), my brother.
  9. Pretty much. "They both wear a glove on just one hand, for no apparent reason."
  10. "What do Nick Swisher and Michael Jackson have in common?"
  11. She made up for it, though, by not cursing out the Good Witch who tells her "oh, you could have gone home any time, just by clicking your heels."
  12. We have our share of loons in Nevada, don't worry.
  13. You're saying that a few dozen more "Terry Ryan needs to be fired!" interruptions of threads would have gotten Florimon to second?
  14. while intoxicated Can't say there was any chance of seeing that coming.
  15. Pony Express is a little slow this far west.
  16. Interesting he gets the 7th and Fien the 8th. Was this announced in advance in some way?
  17. Some folk'll never strike out, but then again some folk'll.
  18. You haven't seen any ShamWow commercials lately then.
  19. Son? He's older than any of my kids, at least.
  20. Wait, we're still talking about the chocolate bar, right?
  21. So you're telling me ... THERE'S A CHANCE!
  22. Not sure why you're calling Kazmir a doinker or what it means but stop it.
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