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  1. ashbury
    Ah. Gotcha. *wink* Rumor was he drove the taxi back in his Hollywood days, too.
  2. ashbury
    Approves: / edit - he would also provide entertaining color commentary for Twins games. Because, you know, he's dead
  3. ashbury
    Just what are you getting at, Sir?
  4. ashbury
    King Solomon set the standard for answering Schrödinger's conundrum back in the day. Just cut the damn cat in half.
  5. ashbury
    Argh! All this talk about lipstick! I just got a TD popup ad for Summer's Eve.
  6. ashbury
    How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
  7. ashbury
    Life imitates Art... except when it don't.
  8. ashbury
    Approves:
  9. ashbury
    Put some lipstick on that, you hockey puck.
  10. ashbury
    It's always enjoying when that happens.
  11. ashbury
    You mean like yesterday's game, when that was about exactly how the Twins won?
  12. ashbury
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  13. ashbury
    That's what the nun on the bicycle said after riding over that: "well! I won't come *that* way again."
  14. ashbury
    Perhaps this comment is more evident to those watching the game live. Care to clue in those of us just reading the pbp ticker?
  15. ashbury
    No strikeouts for Correia. But with 38 pitches in 3 innings, he could be on pace to finish 8 innings.
  16. ashbury
    Blue, verging on gray, doesn't seem that appealing. Maybe with enough lipstick.
  17. ashbury
    Needs lipstick.
  18. ashbury
    TK would be pleased to know that as an announcer he is put in the same company as a dead man.
  19. ashbury
    PS. Don't tell Terry F. He thinks we're going steady.
  20. ashbury
    Dear TK, Do you like me? ____ Yes ____ No XOXOX, Corey
  21. ashbury
    Big deal. (Which means, no big deal.)
  22. ashbury
    Woo woo.
  23. ashbury
    Touché, Jenny. / CTTF: notice this is French
  24. ashbury
    Pretty much the same. I lied about them ever being gentle about extracting money from your wallet.
  25. ashbury
    Any good SABR member will tell you to be wary of Small Sample Size.
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